Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 05, 2015

Charlie, what’s the fastest way to get everyone off the plane?

Rats!

Snoopy and Charlie on the same plane? Take a hint from the royals, and don’t put all your peanuts in one basket.

Smoked almonds please.Remember when they gave those out? And they weren’t stale like the peanuts of today.

You mean there are still some airlines around that serve something to eat on planes?

That’s not going to go on much longer. (Unless you’re stupid enough to pay $4 for a mini bag of pretzels.)

reminds me that it won’t be long before dave opens his own gift shop

Good Grief!

Warning label on seat: This flight may contain passengers that are nutty and/or dangerous.

Having one daughter who is deathly allergic to legumes; i.e., peanuts, peas, etc., I understand folk’s frustrations!

When we went out to dinner, we always paid special attention to how a meal was prepared, and always carried at least one Epipen with us, as does our 33 year old daughter today…

Good one Dave. Still giggling

Here’s the World War I Airbus pilot, heading for the front lines with a couple of poor blighters who’ll end up in the trenches . . .

Wow, I want to fly that airline! Look how roomy the seats are!

I flew first class on US Airways, got a cold boxed lunch for breakfast and my seat was literally falling apart. Not worth the $$$ I paid for the ticket.

Shouldn’t they be wearing seat belts? Some to think of it, shouldn’t there be seat belts for them to wear?