Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 06, 2015

I’ve heard of instances where people have accidentally swallowed their own teeth. Eva is going to stuff those faux chompers down Lio’s trachea for that prank.

Not your best move to win over Eva Rose, Lio….

That’ll woo her.

A use not in the Owner’s Manual.

So Terry Thomas of him.

“THAT’S for sending me the non-invitation to your party.”

Eva Rose will surely appreciate a good “split teeth” prank….

Number one on the ‘Whose teeth are they’ list, David Letterman.

I’m thinking that CLG and Eva will be the serial killer team and that Lio will be busy covering their tracks so he doesn’t lose Eva to the justice system. (CSI Twilight Zone)

at-a-boy Lio she is a typical brat & stinker … and … DOES NOT deserve you. I have never liked her, but maybe we’re not supposed to..My only daughter’s name is Eva and that is the way she behaves as well. I don’t like her either, because she treats my bride (her mother) the same way she treats Lio!

… even though it’s a comic, this is the way the real treats each other

It’s payback time for not inviting Lio to your party.

These are more “spit” teeth than “split” teeth…

Jerry Lewis would be proud of this spit take…….

That is sure to win her heart. No, really. She’ll be impressed by the originality of the idea (and use it herself on some unsuspecting PSB. ( Figure it out…)

Much more reasonable than nuking the town… Dad must have slipped some Prozac in Lio’s cereal…

much better than a nuclear bomb. so much more gratifying i would imagine. in fact, i’m sorry i didn’t do this myself, post break-up. i would have felt so much better