Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    Take up tennis.

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    In order to get a gas truck to explode, he would have to make a hole in one. Frankly, I don’t think he can do it.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    They are about as tightly wound as a golf ball.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Old golfers never die, they just lose their….

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    cdward  over 9 years ago

    Tightly wound but not too tightly wrapped.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Why would any sane person spent a hot afternoon in the sum chasing a little ball around a big park and raising his blood pressure in the name of “recreation"? So, I can understand why a golfer would take a shot at a big-time flame-out….

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    BlackTie  over 9 years ago

    Maybe Elin Woods is chasing his car with a 7 iron.

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    So’s Toon Boy.

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    usafmsgt  over 9 years ago

    WE ARE NOT. WE’RE NOT. WE’RE NOT. WE’RE NOT.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Maybe his putting would improve if he tried to move the ball around the little windmill instead of through it.

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    flyfisher  over 9 years ago

    Rat’s summation of golfers sounds about par for the course.

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    StCleve72  over 9 years ago

    George Carlin on golf:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4w7H48tBS8&list=RDZ4w7H48tBS8#t=19
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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    Shooting marbles is stressful enough for me. The neighborhood 6 & 7 year olds hate losing their marbles to me. That’s OK though, I’ve already lost mine.

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    Rwill  over 9 years ago

    I think Rat is channeling a little bit of Calvin in this one.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 9 years ago

    I don’t know why anyone would consider nature-watcher golfers violent; they love their eagles and birdies!

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    “a beautiful walk ruined” that’s golf for you

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    He came a lot closer than Dan Aykroyd did. He nearly blew the little guy up.

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    Jason Scarborough  over 9 years ago

    Didn’t Calvin do this once?

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    Does that mean we have to change ‘going postal’ to ‘going golfing’?

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