The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 16, 2015

I like the story arc that started in this one.

My dad died, and I wanted to talk to him in the afterlife.

So I went to a woman who could speak with the dead. I told her my situation, and described my dad. She went into a trance and, after a few moments, said “I’m communing with your father.”

Then she smiled, so I punched her.

“What did you do that for?!” she demanded, shocked.

“It’s what my dad would have wanted,” I told her. “He always said it’s important to strike a happy medium.”

Merry Christmas all you filthy GoComers!

May all your wants and needs be realized..

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A few years ago, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn’t buy her anything.

When she asked me why, I replied, “Because you still haven’t used the one I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started.