Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 25, 2015

And Bucky agrees! What’s this world coming to?

Actually, Einstein reeked.

Also, it is a rare dog that actually asks for a bath.

I am sure he also said, at least to himself, “Now I need to take a dump.” or something like that.

Have to remember Satchel’s great idea, and look for the right time to announce, “In the immortal words of Isaac Newton, ’I’m hungry.’” For now, though, I need to quote the immortal words of George Washington: “I think I’ll take a nap.”

Einstein needed a good haircut.

Hey! I’ve said that! Ergo, I must be Einstein.

Considering dogs can’t sweat, why does Satchel need a bath after a workout?

As Archimedes said “Eureka! And now I don’t need a bath.”

not as popular as his other sayings:“I am going to bed”“I think Ill read”“Hello”

As Galileo once said: Twinkle, Twinkle little star….

and just like any other politician, he threw money around.

I’ve made similar jokes several times, but with a bit more awareness of the context than Satchel seems to have.