Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 24, 2010
Transcript:
Danae: Is your time machine working, Jeffrey? Jeffrey: Yes, it is. Danae: Great! I wanna go on a trip. Jeffrey: OK... When do you want to go? Danae: Right now! Jeffrey: But you're already there. Danae: Where? Jeffrey: Not where... When. Right now is now. Danae: This is why I hate talking to geeky science boys!! Jeffrey: Sometimes it's just too easy...
rayannina over 14 years ago
Jeffrey FTW!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh, she’s going to get even.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Rational? What does rational have to do with life, or more precisely Danae?
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Sounds like she spends too much time with CNN trying to get rich and not enough time with Bugs Bunny trying to be a kid.
magentalady over 14 years ago
When will then be now?
Soon!!!!
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
Hu’s the President? Naturally!
Time paradoxes are the result of our language forms, since time itself is also.
Time, space, and spacetime are all part of the Maya, the illusion.
And the kid says, “Remember, Neo, there *is* no spoon!”
Desultourist over 14 years ago
@magentalady: …How soon?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
@ejcapulet:: Well CNN and Bugs Bunny are realated…they’re both owned by Time-Warner.
colt380 over 14 years ago
I have told her time and time again.
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
Who’s on first base?
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
Lemme outta here!!!!!!!!!!!
Kosher71 over 14 years ago
This is no time to be funny .
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
Watch her come up with a paradox generator!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I was reminded of the the same thing, vexatron1984: The old Abbott & Costello skit.
twj0729 over 14 years ago
I love the look in the third panel. Kinda reminds me of my look when my wife is home!
Varnes over 14 years ago
I like Jeffrey more now. Anybody who messes with Danae is cool. She does deserve it…But yeah, it’s probably a dangerous game…
celeconecca over 14 years ago
Way to go Jeffrey! She needs messed with more often.
TheDOCTOR over 14 years ago
Do we want to meet a ‘Growed-Up’ Danae?
Allan CB Premium Member over 14 years ago
hahaha … I get the feeling these two will marry in the future. Lets find out if I’m right.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Jeffrey, great job. I represent Northern Insurance and would like to say. Have you ever thought of the nasty things Danae could do to you?
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Guys always have the superior brains.
Kerovan over 14 years ago
Who’s got the current score? Is Jeffrey ahead? I’ve lost track.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
sorry, Jeffrey would be too busy crying this morning since “Lost” is over. this must be an alternate Jeff from a universe where no Lost was ever found. But When? And Why? And Who’s really who?
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
Go to the light Jeffrey! Before it’s too late go to the light!
EagerYuzu over 14 years ago
To be precise, Jeffrey should have said “you’re already then”, not “there”.
Ernest Lemmingway over 14 years ago
The traps of the English language. I guess she didn’t realize it’s not “where in time” but “when in time.” Sort of like “can I” vs. “may I.”
treered over 14 years ago
are geeky science boys the same as booger brained boys? or should it be geeky science boy since i think Jeffrey may be in a class of his own?
bmonk over 14 years ago
Grog said, about 10 lines ago
I was reminded of the the same thing, vexatron1984: The old Abbott & Costello skit.
But with time travel, Danae could do it with herself….
W6BXQ, John over 14 years ago
How about
Calvin and Danea and Jeffery and Susie?
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
Already knows how to push her buttons!! I can’t imagine Calvin & Danae in the same room. Susie & Jeffrey maybe.