Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 18, 2010

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Ummm, how about you NOT do it?

If you unzip, I”ll use this hammer….

I am not going to fall for that (again) and think it means something naughty!

Bailif!! Whack his pee-pee!

Peter, Paul, and margueritem will deal with you! (It’s not IF, but she does have that hammer.)

If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning…..

… you want to be careful if he asks you to pull his finger!

I’m just glad gocomics is acting normally agai!

Pretty edgy FA today, eh?

I’m still trying to figure out how that poison ring works!

Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey!! or on, depends…

Nut cracker a tool?

I’m still having trouble getting beyond “foamy.”

Did I hear that from my priest when I was a child?

it does sound like an educated flasher

That is quite a pick up line you have there Bill Clinton. But far as the tools functionality, it didn’t make it pass the dress.

I sincerely hope that this is not one of the many tools Teresa uses to create Frog Applause.

Ahhh! He just had open heart surgery.

@comYics : So he needs someone to “carry his luggage”?

An ex-roomie of mine would probably have argued that Butler’s semantic quibbling was no more than mental masturbation. Fortunately, Teresa has brought it down from that lofty intellectual plane and found a physical embodiment of the concept.