Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 22, 2015

So I called it, heh, heh… a “handy dandy” 20-30 page staple machine… – Tiffany isn’t saying anything that some of us weren’t already thinking… – I’m guessing Tiffany had an extra gallon of coffee or some other “over the counter liquid stimulant” to get going on that project.. ( Good morning, red bird! Good morning, Red Bull! Good Morning, Red Bull! ♪)

Don’t make Luann worry about Quill, Tiff. Quill has locked his heart on Luann and Luann only. The tempting ain’t gonna happen unless he avoids the tempters.

You tell her, Luann!

You never know… Aaron never “expected” to find Liann….– Not that Quill doesn’t know what he’s got with Luann. But it’s not such a strange twist for “life in fiction”… watch out for “emerging differences” or some other sort of thing, as an “element” in such a plot… – Plus, wasn’t too long ago, that they had that “2nd fight” over time, etc…

“The Marquee To Her Heart”

“Shining Lawns In Summertime”“The Other Side Of The Fence”“Home Field Disadvantage”“2 On The Downbeat”“Suspicious Minds” (♫)“The Side That Has The Butter”“A Dance Of Confidence”“A League Of Her Own”“The 42nd Chance”or

“Oz In Wonderland”

Jolt Cola.^AKA “a bus with loose suspension, driving over potholes”…. – Or a Yugo….

You have nothing to worry, Luann. Quill is not known for his speed in love terms. It almost took him three years to make an advance on you!

Ahhh a STAPLER!

Ya Know Lu, an Enterprising Young Lady, whose had Just about ENOUGH of another Young Lady’s Blithering NONSENSE, could USE That Marvelous Invention to STAPLE the other Young Lady’s Lips Shut.

Or better Still Staple her to the Ceiling.

What?!!?

Tiffany does her job perfectly, and that is to be a shallow sex object. She always looks ready for a party where she can flirt with any boy she chooses to, and then duck away before there is anything physical, because Tiffany is really a virgin. She dropped the act for Gunther, and actually seemed a bit shy with him. In my opinion, the strip always has more zing when Tiffany or Crystal and Knute are in it. Luann is drab and boring, just like her choice in boyfriends. Potentially hot Rosa turned out to be disappointing.

Haha!

Greg – Show us a little generosity from Tiff. At least once a year. I remember she let Delta go to D.C. In her place.

Greg – Show us a little generosity from Tiff. At least once a year. I remember she let Delta go to D.C. In her place.

Nice wheels!

Tiffany is just too vain to understand the powerful attractiveness of a plain girl like Luann.

I think the perfect comeback for Tiff would have been “Has you or had you?”

It’s summer, is Gunther in Summer school?

Unfortunately, Tiffany’s probably speaking from what she knows. She hasn’t experienced a relationship based on mutual attraction and trust – and from what little we know of her family life, she probably hasn’t had a chance to observe one either.

I wouldn’t make too much of this girly small talk. This a path both Tiffany and Luann have been down before, and I doubt that either takes it too seriously….

Parsing tiffany’s comment — she was a temptress who tried it, and Quill stuck with Luann. The Rotten Apple only multiplies her by about 3 lakhs — and 3 lakhs times 0 is still 0!

Talking od temptation, hows it going with Gunther??

Maybe Luann will finally give Quill a little something to remember her by.

Tiffany, he could have had you, but he chose Luann. She doesn’t have to worry.

What’s going on between Tiffany and Gunther? I kind of don’t believe the rule 34 version, which has since been deleted by the way.

“Are you pickin’ on my car?”^Well, I always like a nice set of mags… and I like the color (blue), naturally… – “It always gets me from point A to …, uh, I’m still working on that part…”^LOL, well, it sounds more interesting than “going nowhere….fast”!

“Although my other car is better…”^Must have been an exhaustive search….

At this point, one must wonder to what extent he’s having her— it may have something to do with all that temptation.

“Quilly already had a chance to go for an airhead actress when he played Washington”*BS – True, but this isn’t about Quill. It’s about irritating Luann. Anything she can do to heckle her— or better yet— make her think Qu is cheating on her. Oh boy!!!!

Rest easy Luann. I’ve photographed nude girls better looking than Tiff while my wife held their cloths. I can tell you EXACTLY how much retouching there is on PB magazine pics. My wife’s figure is more like Des’s. We are still married. :-)

oh come on everybody, Quill is nothing but about his career, a portion of which he asked Luann to share, but she wouldn’t / couldn’t; lets face it, Luann’s lame; Quill needs / deservers and will find someone more in tune with his needs and goals…and New York might be the place to start looking.,

Seems like SactoSylvia and Implausible and perhaps a few others are on the same track with my own thoughts: Tiffany is not a bad person, but her home life has been less than loving. So Tiff does what she can to be noticed (the make up and clothes) and, of course, is jealous when she sees other people having meaningful relationships. But her efforts are mis-guided and only attract the wrong kind of attention. Gunther confused her. He was not leading-man handsome, but she was “almost” comfortable being with him. She was able to drop “the image”.

Tiffany is very good at comforting Luann.Nobody in NYNY could compare to Tiffany.Tiffany couldn’t compete with Luann.Therefore, nobody in the Big Apple can compete with Luann.

-She always wins

If Luann always wins, why wasn’t she accepted at drama camp? That was something she wanted to do, and not because she was looking to beat out Tiffany. She just wanted to go to the camp.

If Luann always wins, why does she have a so-called best friend who can’t have a civil conversation with her and always has to become sarcastic about anything Luann says? This is your definition of ‘always winning’?

“I’m hoping to see more of Rosa.”^LOL, We’re probably a part of the only five people in that “club”…

They’ve switched over to the “energy drink” section, and are no longer a “cola”…

“What? Me Worry?”“Shelf Motivated”^Seem to fit Luann’s approach nicely!

“Now she’s in a situation where she can start taking classes,”*Imp – True, she needs acting lessons but perhaps they weren’t recommended as she does not have the baseline talent. (Though she did do a credible job as Martha.) *She took this job because Ms. M or somebody told her to get “real world” experience she could use as an actor. That is why she is working, along witht he pleasure of irritating Lu.

How would Tiffany know anything about “talented actresses”?

Typical Tiff. If she can’t steal Quill from Luann, she can at least try to make Luann miserable. I’d like to see Tiff with a boyfriend! (I think she had one, once. One of the jocks.)

Good ole Tiffany.Always ready with Just the Right Words to make the day a bit less Cheery..

“Didn’t you used to post here as ReallyBad2?”^Heh, heh, if that were true, it’s a good promotion- it’d be just in time to celebrate the premiere of “Snark-nado 3.1: Oh- no- ya – did -in’!!!!”

He has a surgeon who is very expert with this kind of problem, apparently, so that will help…