Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 21, 2015

Because now he’s all about the ballista.

He will bite them all!(Even the Asiatic wild ass.)

Anything beyond a scutum and gladius, and maybe a pila, is overkill.

His siege mentality is now ancient history.

He’s also no longer troubling himself with a toothbrush, obviously.

Of course not. He is confidant, as are we, in leaving those troubling distinctions to Dill’s big brothers in the Cul de Sac cul de sac.Or maybe he’s finally transferred from artillery to pure infantry, as BillThompson would have it….

He had worked at Hasbro’s factory so long now.

So it was an onager, and not a horse, outside the house in yesterday’s cartoon?Well now it all becomes clear.Teresa has come down with Pastitis.Luckily, it is rarely fatal. Well, never so far. It can result in some amount of groaning and frowny faces in those around one, however. But only those with no sense of humor.

You should get a computer.You can just open a browser window in a new tab.And that should have been Pastisitis, too.

clearly he’s a myopic defacilitator with an unfunctional fortification rationale

That’s the hearty laugh of the delusional just before they say, “Curses! Foiled again!”

Great Flaming Cupcakes of Awesome! Trebuchet has been mentioned.

I prefer the Persian onager … ‘cause, you know, I’ve always been an ass man.

But what if the difference is critical?

I once tossed an onager 200 yards with a trebuchet, and I tossed a chessboard 20 feet when we reached a trebuchet. Now I’m going to try to build an onager to toss a mangonel.

At the risk of lowering the tone of the conversation, and looking like an Asiatic onager in the process, am I the only one who sees a slight resemblance to Jim Nabors? Just a slight one? Shazaam!

“To this day we all sit aroundAnd dream of ways to get higherTo get much higher”-Leader of Men: Nickelback: The State: 2000

Happy has a rabbit for every occasion. This find is incredible, Happy. Every challenge Teresa throws at him is met with bunny brillance.

Is it just me, or does everyone else have a problem replying to a video?

Er, brilliance.

His whirligig appears slightly ajar.