Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    And if you have a fight, you can eat it and order a new one with different toppings.

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    aardvarkseyes  over 9 years ago

    That relationship can only end in heartache – Pig shouldn’t have ordered the extra spicy salami!.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    And the Dominoes start to fall…

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    danfromfreddybeach  over 9 years ago

    today’s theme song is “A Complicated Song” by Weird Al Yankovic

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    Zankchi11  over 9 years ago

    Where I am its still August 11. 22:38

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    Mikel V  over 9 years ago

    Maybe you should wait until they turn Pigita into porkchops, or rinds, or sausages…

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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    I have a sudden urge for pizza….

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Oh Pig, Pig, Pig. Can’t you see what a terrible romance you’ve gotten into. True, good pizza is delicious. But you’ll be accused of cheating in no time. You’ll start off with the cheese pizza at Sal’s Pizzeria and everything will be fine for a month but then she’ll catch you with that slut, cheese with extra cheese. And then that little red head *, pepperoni will be there to comfort you while cheese and cheese with extra cheese end up discovering their into each other and not into you. Oh but then pepperoni will key your car when she catches you with that whore from Tony’s Village Pizza, Hawaiian style, who just happens to be in the family way. And let’s not get into that saucy little minx, barbecue chicken down at House of Pizza, and her friends meat lovers, and supreme. Their just looking for a cheap, one night stand and will break your heart in the morning.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Well, while I’ve never approved of cheaters, I say it’ll be a good thing if Pig sees other pizzas, because this one, like most of them, will disappear after their first night together.

    Sure, she may come back, briefly, an hour or two after their wild encounter… but then she’ll be gone forever.

    Staying loyal to your one and only pizza will only lead to loneliness… and starvation,

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    phylum  over 9 years ago

    you’re being awfully demanding here pig…

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 9 years ago

    I am so mad right now….I thought pizza and I had something going.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    I think Pigita will respond with a rotary pizza cutter.

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    mjb515  over 9 years ago

    Pig, you cannot eat your pizza and date it too.

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    Pig is just looking for a slice of life.

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    HighPeaks  over 9 years ago

    And Pigita writes back, “So, you finally got a pizza a$$.”

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    mammamoonbeam  over 9 years ago

    Poor Pigita. So sad to be thrown over for a pie…

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Yes, Pig! At last! Dump Pigita! You deserve better, and pizza is! Pizza will never let you down; the morning after, it’s even better!

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Dates? On a pizza? I am not sure that would be good.

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    Kaputnik  over 9 years ago

    I met this cute little pizza yesterday, but today she seems so cold.

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    Sandfan  over 9 years ago

    If Pig is lucky, that’s a “Hot-N-Ready” from Little Caesar’s.

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    Indycar  over 9 years ago

    Pig that relationship can’t last. You’ll eat the pizza or it will get moldy in the refrigerator!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    she’ll probably throw out the note

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    vwdualnomand  over 9 years ago

    better a pizza than a lying, cheater with no purpose in life.

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    AliCom  over 9 years ago

    The pizza will either get eatten or go stale. Take a picture of ‘it’. ‘It’ (the picture) will last longer.

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    i want cold pizza for breakfastwarm coke to wash it down (aaah)maybe a couple of onion rings to make this meal well roundedi want cold pizza for breakfastin a pinch cold spaghetti will dobut there’s nothing in the world that i like better, than eating cold pizza with you.christine lavin

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    If he’ll order anchovy next time, he’ll hardly know the difference.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 9 years ago

    When that thing gets to growing mold you’ll wish you would’ve just eaten it during the honeymoon stage.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    And know that cheeses loves you.

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    Ironic Eggbeater  over 9 years ago

    Wonder if there is bacon on the pizza.

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    She’ll be cold in just a few hours.

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  over 6 years ago

    The pizza will go bad and the relationship will go bad, too.

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    CesarSantos  over 3 years ago

    Best relationship ever.

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    The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace)  over 2 years ago

    That is.. surprisingly relate able

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