Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 18, 2015
Transcript:
Dad: ta-da! Mom: The warehouse is ours!! Luann: Yay!! Dad: Now the hard part: major cleanup. Mom: We need a professional cleaning service. Luann: Hey, if you provide pizza, me and my friends will do it! I'll blast a text now! Luann: Leave the cleanup to me! Dad: um...
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
“Uh…” indeed, Frank in the final panel.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Dark and range-top saucepan… meet wide mouthed and opaque boiling aparatus!… – I always say… I love the smell of irony in the morning…
maverick1usa over 9 years ago
G’morning all, T-storms roused me so I came here – but not to clean the warehouse! HaHa!!
Guilty Bystander over 9 years ago
Well, she DID say she has friends to do the cleanup while she watches over the pizza. Sounds fair.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 9 years ago
The most organised minds often have the messiest living spaces. I know… I’m a perfect example!
JayBluE over 9 years ago
“it’s A Dirty Job…”“Famous First Words”“Talkin’ Out The Side Of Your Neck” (♫)“I Am Irony, Man!” (♪)“Glass Houses” (♫)“he Pros And The Contraditons”“Stubborn As An Oxymoron”“Cart Supplants Horse”“Your Own Advice”“Mother, Resume I?”“Take Your Own Medicine”“Mend Your Own Fence”or“A Mess Of Expertise”
GOGOPOWERANGERS over 9 years ago
Luann will surely make some mess out of the warehouse
blunebottle over 9 years ago
It’s always easier to clean up someone else’s mess, isn’t it?
wiselad over 9 years ago
actually, on things “not her own”, Luann does well, she helped Delta on her street, she kept the library in order, she keeps the after-school thing in shape
JayBluE over 9 years ago
A doctor who smokes… a cab driver with no sense of direction… an IRS agent caught with one too many deductions…a cop going downtown to pay a traffic ticket… – Or signs like these….. – (http://list25.com/25-most-ironic-signs-in-the-world/5/)
luann1212 over 9 years ago
My own kids have demonstrated to me that the way they keep their rooms at home is not a good predictor of how neat they keep their own apartments or homes. That is probably true for a lot of us. Besides all of them working together and pizza, and youthful energy? Piece of cake
luann1212 over 9 years ago
My own kids have demonstrated to me that the way they keep their rooms at home is not a good predictor of how neat they keep their own apartments or homes. That is probably true for a lot of us. Besides all of them working together and pizza, and youthful energy? Piece of cake
ironman01 over 9 years ago
I wonder if her friends could start on her room?
mjb515 over 9 years ago
Where is Delta hen the DeGroot’s need her?
Aqsnt over 9 years ago
Puddles is thinking “Did I hear the word pizza?”.
Crash7 over 9 years ago
Perhaps a chance to tie several plotlines together.
Bill The Nuke over 9 years ago
Just like my daughter’s room. But you should see how she cleans when a guy is coming over.
cdward over 9 years ago
A woman’s ability to clean has nothing to do with her relationship status. Same applies to men. And I’m pretty sure Quill has seen her room before, so no surprises there.
corpcasselbury over 9 years ago
Putting Luann in charge of the cleanup is like putting a lit match in charge of dynamite.
drewpamon over 9 years ago
Even if they don’t do a very good job surely it’ll be better than if they did nothing. If their performance is not up to snuff it’ll still decrease the number of hours your professional cleaning crew charges to finish the job.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
you see a mess. Luann sees creative filing. Has no relation to how she regards warehouse. Have faith in her.
Dour Scotsman over 9 years ago
She has great management potential…….
nickel_penny over 9 years ago
40+ year olds “blast” emails. Nobody “blasts” texts, especially not teens.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
A good start might be renting a dumpster & a powerwasher. After you get the trash out & the first layer of dirt off you might have a better idea of what needs to be done.
2Goldfish over 9 years ago
Quill should think twice about dating a girl who can’t even keep her own room clean at college age.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Seismic, thanks for the back story on “This Old House” that you gave yesterday. What a sad, traummatic thing for a boy, yet he changed it into something wonderful. How cool is that!
Radical_Knight over 9 years ago
Typical girl’s room.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
“Me and my friends will do it”? Oh, Luann. Please, take remedial English!There’s more pizza in it for you….
RCKJD over 9 years ago
Looking into my place noone would guess I am a professional cleaner with a guild issued journeyman degree. So I can fully see where Luann is coming from.
edge2edge over 9 years ago
Greg put this strip’s date and “greg” on Luann’s wall. Clever…
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
You Know, Frank a match and some well placed Accelerants would (a-hem) “Clean-Up” Your Warehouse Boondoggle Nicely, but DON’T Quote Me.
But Why Don’t You REALLY Tell Your Daughter the News that You’ve Squandered Her Tuition Money not to mention Her Inheritance, on This Ramshackled RAT Trap.
thewizofaz over 9 years ago
UH…. I may be behind the times, but don’t you text from a cell phone and message from a computer?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Of course, they don’t have to get the warehouse all that clean now, since they’re just going to tear it all up again in the restoration and new build-out, when they rip out the old wiring and plumbing and put up new drywall and ceilings, etc. Simply tossing the loose trash into a dumpster is clean enough, since within a month it will be inch-deep in sawdust.
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
I find it rather funny that you are writing as if this is the 1950s, and the only possible role a young woman could play in a marriage would be that of the perfect ‘housewife’; married to keeping the house spic and span, starching and ironing hubbies ties and scrubbing the floor in a ball gown, making certain that a 4 course dinner is ready when hubby unexpectedly brings 5 business associates home, packing lunches for Junior and Sissie to take to school, picking them up after school to go to Scouts, running the vacuum cleaner every 5 minutes, making the bed while the sleepers are barely out of it, and never, ever, thinking for one minute about anything except a spotlessly clean house…. just wondering if you’ve ever heard of two career couples, or the 21st century, or anything like that?
Crash7 over 9 years ago
The warehouse could suddenly become a very interesting place. Of course Luann will invite Gunther. Gunther will want his new-found friend there.
Petemejia77 over 9 years ago
Gotta have a montage!
Willow Mt Lyon over 9 years ago
That is where Luann needs to grow up. By her age she should be embarrassed to have a room like that. It is soooooo high school.
SactoSylvia over 9 years ago
Greg has cleared up the “Michael Terry” mystery on his facebook page. The realtor was based on his brother, Michael Terry Evans.
sperry532 over 9 years ago
Why is it that it’s always easier to clean up someone else’s place than your own?
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
7Ok, even though I think that Frank and Nancy are nuts for jumping into this warehouse venture, and the warehouse arc has not been one of my favorites….. I have to admit that today’s feature of Luann volunteering to clean the warehouse while she sits amidst the chaos of her room was VERY cute and funny today!!!!
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
THIS IS FOR JPuzzleWhiz:The reply function seems to not be working well for me at the moment, so I thought I would reply this way. You asked about the little blue number under my name on some of the posts… this was something I started about a month or so ago, just for my own interest. It is a number between 1 & 10 that I post as my level of enjoyment of the comic on a particular day. I end up using statistics a lot in my work as a professor, and I have conducted similar “self evaluations” on other things in the past. To me, it is just an interesting way to look at things. My number set thus far is too small for any interesting analysis thus far, but I do notice that my number has (logically) been lower during the story arcs I am not as fond of, and higher when things are especially enjoyable for me.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
THIS IS FOR Gary13:The reply function seems to not be working well for me at the moment, so I thought I would reply this way. We had a great vacation… my wife and I and ALL the kids went to Disney World. It was tremendous fun.
notbornyesterday over 9 years ago
WRONG…that’s the way to blow your budget; everyone thinks they need to call a pro…when in reality most grunt jobs are better handled in house for a LOT less money
dliley over 9 years ago
Luann is in college and still says “Me and my friends”? How about my friends and I?Would she feel ok saying Me will do it?
Crash7 over 9 years ago
@PipeTobaccoSeems to me the comments area in general is wacky today. I’m seeing duplicate and triplicate messages. And one message I replied to disappeared making my reply look out of context.
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Everyone knows, it’s WAY more fun to clean up someone else’s house/stuff.
Airman over 9 years ago
I either got bleeped or forgot to hit the submit button, either way, I’ll just pass on that idea.
Crash7 over 9 years ago
@ The AirmanAt any rate, since my follow-up joke didn’t make any sense without the original message, I went ahead and deleted my post. I wish this site had some type of automatic quoting function. Some other messages I’ve manually quoted. But there was no easy way to do that this morning since I was on my smartphone and didn’t have access to easy copying and pasting. Something strange is going on here, though. I’m seeing some debugging text underneath this comment box. Pretty sure that’s not supposed to be there. It says, "logger.debug “Person attributes hash: #{@person.attributes.inspect}”
Crash7 over 9 years ago
@ BuckarooDave3And I see both of your messages twice each. LOL! Anyway, I fired off a message about it to the site’s feedback area. At least the powers that be will be aware of it.
R.J.C. over 9 years ago
This makes me think, what would Quill think about Luann’s messy room?
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Yeah, the first cleaning will just be throwing out stuff, sweeping, and maybe brushing down cobwebs— appropriate for amateurs.*After they get it fixed up, they’ll definitely find it worthwhile to hire pros.*But wanna bet the kids will find something valuable in the abandoned junk— maybe the original slide rule maker?
Airman over 9 years ago
Lot of strange stuff happening with the postings today. Do you really think the Chinese want to hack into Luann?
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
“Do you really think the Chinese want to hack into Luann?”*Airman – could be. They’ve already infiltrated Judge Parker and could be what’s driving Margo crazy in Apt 3G. Does our Japan connection have any intel?
RSH over 9 years ago
the double and triple posts occur for other strips too. You can delete the extra ones instead of just leaving them.
Crash7 over 9 years ago
@BrdshttYour last few messages to BuckarooDave3 are showing up as replies and don’t have duplicates. So that’s some progress, I guess. But the reply button still doesn’t work for me and the debug text is still there. I’m going to call it a night and hope they have this mess sorted out in the morning.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Doing good folks! Don’t have time to read at this count, 111 comments, so if I repeat myself, forgive me!
UH, Luann, and her room, and she will clean up the warehouse? LOL!
But on the other hand, my sons have surprised me and hubby MANY times! Maybe Luann and her friends WILL DO A GREAT JOB!
(and if this posts twice, it’s gocomics not me and I am tired of going back and deleting the second “pop up” post! :-(
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 9 years ago
JPuzzleWhiz would “Parent Trap” count? The ORIGINAL wish Haley Mills, Maureen O’Hara and Brian Keith? After all, Twins are doubles! :-)
Don’t know why that came to me, but it did!
Argythree over 9 years ago
I had one of my eye shots today, so I’ve only been able to read a screen for about an hour now. Surprised to see that GoComics still hasn’t fixed all the problems with their site!
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Seems more so like what happens in “the Phantom Zone”. Or if you are a resident of “Bizarroworld”, it’s just another day…
JayBluE over 9 years ago
…or the “Luanniverse” has started shifting again, and the resulting “time space continuum” is affecting the other “strips’ universes”….
Argythree over 9 years ago
SPOILER ALERT
Might as well try this, even though the site is still acting up…
For all those who were so worried that Luann would ruin the warehouse, not to worry…