There is an old Far Side where a man is standing at the corner with a “Don’t walk” sign flashing. He decides to walk anyway. Suddenly a ray comes out of the sign and vaporizes him. The sign then flashes the message “I told you!”
When I was a teen a bunch of us were cruising in Calaveras County (CA) and we saw a sign that said BUMP. One of us voiced what we were wondering: What does it mean, bump? A moment later we all hit our heads on the roof (no seat belts in the old Chevy.
whitecarabao over 9 years ago
Obviously the “dip” (the one riding the wheel) needs to pay more attention.
Gerald Henley over 9 years ago
And I thought Alfred P. Neuman was standing in the road.
TheWildSow over 9 years ago
Johnny Hart did it first!http://www.gdprice.com/j/25756.JPG
rshive over 9 years ago
There is an old Far Side where a man is standing at the corner with a “Don’t walk” sign flashing. He decides to walk anyway. Suddenly a ray comes out of the sign and vaporizes him. The sign then flashes the message “I told you!”
1953Baby over 9 years ago
We need something like this where I live. . .FL. . .the seniors in their golf carts are crazy wild drivers!
gammaguy over 9 years ago
English rules of punctuation notwithstanding, they never put commas in road signs.
Dewed over 9 years ago
The dip … is the guy that made the rut.
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
I use to have a computer game like that.
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
Every time (waaaayyy back in the stoned age ) we saw that sign we would yell :Dip in the road Hit him Hit him ! bwha hahhaha
flagmichael over 9 years ago
When I was a teen a bunch of us were cruising in Calaveras County (CA) and we saw a sign that said BUMP. One of us voiced what we were wondering: What does it mean, bump? A moment later we all hit our heads on the roof (no seat belts in the old Chevy.
dflak over 9 years ago
I remember driving along a street in Brooklyn bouncing from pot hole to pot hole. Then I saw a sign “Rough Road Ahead.”
bobgreenwade over 9 years ago
The sign needs a comma.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I thought pot holes are what is left after you dig up the evidence…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
ujean, they were joking
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
ujean, they were joking