Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2015

Shouldn’t the “3 strike” rule apply to Rat?

Does her job include detaining Rat until the police arrive?

Is Rat planning to cause international mayhem that’ll get him banned from every country?

Does it count if they didn’t make the news?

Is Rat planning to travel to Syria?

That passport office is obviously not in Washington DC.

Does Rat have a necktie on in the last panel ?

danger…danger….this could give new meaning to ….it’s a small world….

Yes it is Rat. It is an answer.

Is it still a crime if you don’t get caught?

Rat is just applying for a passport because they’re “easy to get”.He’s not actually going anywhere.Then again, he may need it to vote someday!

In Rat’s case, “oodles” is the ONLY answer!

Rat’s probably on the No Fly List anyway.

I was just researching a possible trip to Canada, and learned you don’t actually need a passport to go there.You just need one to get back!

And have an “anchor” baby

Snerk! Rat’s chances of getting a passport now are low. Oodles of felonies may not be the correct technical term, but it will do the job nonetheless….

C;mon people, it’s RAT, oodles & oodles would be more accurate, but the only correct answer to that question is " Arrests or convictions? "

rat goes international. look out world!

How long have you got, lady?

xxx

Rarely do I really laugh at loud. But it is often at this comic. Today is an example. Oodles LOL

What country is Pig from? Passports are a pain to get.