Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 08, 2015
Transcript:
TNT: Rip, the Pennsylvania Jungle is riddled iwht rogue amish... I can smell shoo-fly pie for miles. Rip Haywire: We're pushing on, TNT, no matter how deliciously dangerous it is. Maddog Ironguts needs our help! We're supposed to rendezvous with our guide here... all I see is Cobra, who for some reason is here and disguised as a... shapely farm cow? Woman: I owe Maddog a favor, so I'm here to help you! And rogue amish have notoriously poor eyesight!
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ka-Moo?
Rob Rex over 9 years ago
Just hope they don’t try to milk her.
dimndno over 9 years ago
The horns are very fitting for Cobra.
x_Tech over 9 years ago
There’s something udderly wrong here
Sayman over 9 years ago
The bad guy’s bullets should be home-made and finely crafted, at least.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 9 years ago
All the furry fans say “Yea!”
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
There are many things I could call Cobra, but a “cow” is not one of them.
CYGNUS X1 over 9 years ago
Just when things can’t get any weirder Dan takes it up an udder! I mean notch on the ladder.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
I don’t know why I thought we had seen the last of Cobra…(KA-SIGH!) Oh well, let’s get this mission MOOOO-ving.
Phatts over 9 years ago
“Pennsylvania jungle” ??
cdward over 9 years ago
Who’s up for doing a little cow tipping?