The “loser” part is fairly certain. But are pirate and Santa the only choices for the other part?
Because he is over 700 years old.
Ho-ho-aarrrrrr!
Captain Claus and his trusted first mate Rudy plundering the Caribbean for gifts for good little boys and girls.
‘Cos that’s the way it goes.
A Burl Ives vampire Christmas.
“Arrr! Captain Claws be visitin’ all ye lubbers and takin’ all yer loot and yer mama’s booty, arrr!”
He’s been dyeing for centuries.
October 24, 2014
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
The “loser” part is fairly certain. But are pirate and Santa the only choices for the other part?
bgaul about 9 years ago
Because he is over 700 years old.
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
Ho-ho-aarrrrrr!
PICTO about 9 years ago
Captain Claus and his trusted first mate Rudy plundering the Caribbean for gifts for good little boys and girls.
pcolli about 9 years ago
‘Cos that’s the way it goes.
J Short about 9 years ago
A Burl Ives vampire Christmas.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
“Arrr! Captain Claws be visitin’ all ye lubbers and takin’ all yer loot and yer mama’s booty, arrr!”
Pharmakeus Ubik about 9 years ago
He’s been dyeing for centuries.