“Oh, God! Oh, God, I’ve killed a hippie! I’ve killed a hippie, and now I’ll have to pay. Oh, God. Vyvyan’s bound to tell on me, and I’ll get sent to prison and raped in the shower by Mr. Big who’s in with the wardens.”- Rick, The Young Ones episode, “Sick” (1984)
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
Garden gnomes: the classic “blunt objects”.
William Neal McPheeters about 9 years ago
Who knows what those gnomes do while we sleep.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 9 years ago
The end result of gnome nom-noms.Nothing a napkin and a lobster bib wouldn’t cure.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Yes; it’s important to render the crime scene sterile. and then to be sure the sterilizer doesn’t reek of that task….
*Hot Rod* about 9 years ago
Because it’s gnomebodies business but your gnome.
Arianne about 9 years ago
Ninja chipmunks strike again. Don’t let their cuteness fool you. They use squirrel tails to line their beds.
Bill Thompson about 9 years ago
She’s “glad?” She looks depressed. We all get that way when we miss the excitement.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
It’s not the fear of discovery, really.It’s just that you don’t want the ants and flies to overpopulate.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 9 years ago
In my head I’m hearing The Cascades singing about the falling brain…splitter splatter…
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
This was actually the gardening tip of the day on the Better Gnomes and Mayhem website.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 9 years ago
“Oh, God! Oh, God, I’ve killed a hippie! I’ve killed a hippie, and now I’ll have to pay. Oh, God. Vyvyan’s bound to tell on me, and I’ll get sent to prison and raped in the shower by Mr. Big who’s in with the wardens.”- Rick, The Young Ones episode, “Sick” (1984)
What? Me worried ? about 9 years ago
“There is no business like gnome business " ……