Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 14, 2015

Send $4.95 not for this life-altering pamphlet!

I want to know what the “USEFUL BIRDS” will do to me before I commit to washing away my fat.

I think that the doctors may have been constipated and failing in the essential art of “healing thy self”.

That is a different type of NUT disease.I think this is in regard to hardwoods.When you have a hardwood blight or other disease, the squirrels have difficulty in finding sufficient food.Notice the snappy squirrel-skin fur coat the gentleman pictured is wearing.Clearly, nut disease is a major concern in the economy in which he finds his place.

Luckily, this plague of useless ads has not yet affected us, locked in our self-contained sterile Clean Room. I’m afraid that breathing mask will not be enough to save you, my friend!

Use ’em or they will fall off…

Bird is the word!Saw them live here in Lafayette back in the day. There’s a reason they were pretty much one hit wonders.

That’s the most incoherent ransom not I’ve ever read.

To everything there is a season.

Dang , they done and gone and found another way to insert pop-ups in to the cartoons !

Note: Toll-House cookies are not useful for treating constipation, so far as we know. We’re still experimenting to find the full range of their effects and side-effects, and hoping to get a government grant to continue studies.