Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 24, 2015
September 23, 2015
September 25, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: The victim was poisoned on the lips. Breezy: S-somebody tried to kiss her to death? Narrator: Rip's grandfather is the main suspect in an attempted murder! Call Matlock! Woman: We found Don Juan Haywire's fingerprints all over the house... (Ahem!) and the victim... we've got enough for an arrest! Don Juan: Ahh, some senoritas would rather die than miss their beauty sleep. Rip Haywire: Boy, I hope he's restrained his penchant for using death as a colorful metaphor!
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Did you check for ominous shadow prints?
William Neal McPheeters over 9 years ago
Kiss of death as a colorful metaphor … me like, me like.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Matlock is dead. Perry Mason is dead. Johnnie Cochran is dead.Can anyone save Don Juan Haywire?