Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 25, 2015

Lio has something up his sleeve to help out with the bills.

That goes beyond having your money work for you.

Unfortunately, all US currency has men on it. Need a female for breeding. :( (And the Sacajawea quarter and Susan B. Anthony dollar coin don’t reproduce quickly enough)

If Lio is successful, I’m hiring him!

If anyone can make the Banach-Tarski paradox work in the real world, it’s Lio. (Look it up if you’re interested. Not enough space to explain it here.)

“A toast to Mama Dollar and to Papa Dollar, and if you want to keep this old Building and Loan in business, you better have a family real quick.”

Some guys from the Department of the Treasury would like a word with you, Lio

I want the bird to be beautifulSeven long nights to thinkA handful of words, a sleeveful of birdsCasually left on the sink

Good job Lio.

I never knew to make money it had to make out first…

Money flies..Money-flies?

Remember – Total Lunar Eclipse in USA this weekend…

I’m sure there are wagers being made…