Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 24, 2015

You do not say, Marigold.

I am surprised particle board stands up to Marigold’s standards. Unicorns must be quite masterful with it.

I wonder just how much dreams go for at the hardware store? Also I wonder if her table (or whatever it is) is made from dreams of beings older than humans? (I bet that drives up the price. lol)

“Particle board and dreams.” – Ikea’s new slogan

Dreams are “hard”-ware?

Well, yes… particles of dreams (and a binding agent, of course.)

Meanwhile, the liquor cabinet is made of broken dreams.

I see now.

Lately I’ve been having and remembering highly credible, long, uninteresting dreams. When I wake up, I have to ask myself how much of “yesterday” actually happened. What’s the deal here, Marigold?

At first, I was surprised. I would have expected Marigold to use some form of hardwood. But then I realized: this is ARTISANAL particle board. Unicorn!

Now I have Weird Al’s “Hardware Store” running through my head.

“Particle board, particle board. Heavenly Nostrils likes particle board. Ran out of dreams at the hardware store. Particle board…” – They Might Be Goblins