Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 26, 2015

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    With this year’s Republican crop, you should switch to absinthe. Lotsa and lotsa absinthe.

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    LEOKEV  about 9 years ago

    No, Scratchy18, he’s in the lead because people would rather be entertained than to exercise critical thinking. The best candidates for both parties would never run.

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    Excellent, Wiley…Nailed it….

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    Lesser races…Ha!…..Lesser Gazoombas? Hell no!

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    thirdguy  about 9 years ago

    “Either had too much to drink or not enough” When you figure that one out, let me know.

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    vwdualnomand  about 9 years ago

    we lost 2…lack of funds. texan with glasses and a college dropout. just waiting for the next person that did something really stupid when they were young. like UK PM david cameron and a pig’s head.

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    You know, I may be off base here, but I don’t think Wiley Miller thinks very highly of one particular candidate.I don’t necessarily disagree with him, however, I would like to see his take on the other circus show.

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    Charles Phipps Premium Member about 9 years ago

    @whiteheronI agree. If anyone is ripe for major parody, it’s Hillary. He’ll never touch her, though.

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    cdward  about 9 years ago

    I think this commentary is more about what makes someone like Trump popular. I’ve watched him many times, and he says nothing substantive – aside from insisting he’s going to force Mexico to build a wall to our specifications and that he’ll make them like it – but without giving a single detail. BUT Trump says whatever he feels like saying, regardless of whom he insults or hurts, he’s supremely self-confident, and he’s a well-known bully. THAT’S what people like about him – and that, I believe, is what Wiley is fascinated with. It’s not the content of his policy – because they don’t care what his policy is – it’s the “strong man” image he portrays.

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    Oxnate  about 9 years ago

    Men are “blond”. Women, whether they have huge gazoombas or not, are “blonde”. Blame the French, but get it right or you look like a bigger idiot than anyone.

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    GROG Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Not enough. It’s never enough in these cases.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Trump for Speaker of the House.

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    WaitingMan  about 9 years ago

    Stephen Colbert recently talked about the Republican Debate Drinking Game. “The Republicans debate, I drink.”

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    habfan40  about 9 years ago

    gazoombas are eyes yes? lol

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    dabugger  about 9 years ago

    Where does Fox get the ratings for their ‘polls’? Make them up? No, that takes brains. The candidates’ PR of course.

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    jarvisloop  about 9 years ago

    Is he coarse? Yep.

    But he doesn’t seem to be a smooth-talking, charming, traitorous liar.

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    Geldhart  about 9 years ago

    Elections: The only job interview where the best qualified candidates have absolutely no desire for the job nor the interview process.

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    Miba  about 9 years ago

    Come on, can we go back to regular comics, please? I am so sick of these stupid political arcs.

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    Old Texan75  about 9 years ago

    You do realize that Wiley didn’t actually name a candidate?“If elected, who will you be wearing to the inaugural ball?” Priceless, Wiley.

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    Old Texan75  about 9 years ago

    You do realize that Wiley didn’t actually name a candidate?“If elected, who will you be wearing to the inaugural ball?” Priceless, Wiley.

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    1953Baby  about 9 years ago

    Freedom of speech, freedom of the press. . . if the candidates say it, the press can report it/comment on it. . .

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    Godfreydaniel  about 9 years ago

    Possibly what’s happening with little Donnie is that people are taking the advice of legendary pundit Mike Royko, to always lie to pollsters? Or could they WANT an adulterous dishonest deranged bigoted cowardly crybaby to be president?!

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    mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I think blond chicks with huge gazoombas have their own PAC now.

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    kaffekup   about 9 years ago

    Donald’s hair is more authentic than he is. All he’s doing is pandering to his base. Telling them just what they want to here and being careful not to contradict them, as we saw. That’s why he’ll never get over the 30% mark. The rest want to be pandered to in a more sophisticated manner.

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    3pibgorn9  about 9 years ago

    still, pandered to, yes.

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    Dtroutma  about 9 years ago

    Bruce Wayne inherited great wealth and became “Batman”. Donald Trump inherited great wealth and became something else that comes from a bat, proved in every speech he makes.

    Wiley has identified part of the problem, his supporters have been drinking too much or too little, but it’s PCP, not booze.

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    kaffekup   about 9 years ago

    Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while:“Trump says he sleeps with supermodels. Don’t tell him that, without his money, he’d be sleeping with women who look like Kim Davis.”

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    lazygrazer  about 9 years ago

    Imagine the trouble America would be in if something this silly was real….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Drink up. It is likely to get much worse before it gets any better, and beer goggles can only help. I bet Howard Dean is looking better already. His only sin was enthusiasm. But you can’t change the past, and this thing is starting to look like it is already over.

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    spaced man spliff  about 9 years ago

    The Trumpster is used to being in absolute control. Business allows for that. Prez Trump would have to compromise with others in Washington, and he hasn’t shown me that he could or would do that.-In a word: I bid one No Trump.

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    nathanbtlr  about 9 years ago

    Not enough. Not NEARLY enough!

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    Say What? Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Okay, I see what you mean, and it makes sense. What puzzled me was why you only mentioned people concerned with progressive policies don’t care about local or regional election races, even though people on the other side of the political spectrum have shown to not care about such things, either.

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