Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 07, 2015

You need to get a better Hansel, er, handle on your diet.

It’s the gingerbread house you’ve been chewing on. Move to a cottage made of celery.

Your prognosis is grimm.

Her problem is that she likes sweet little boys and girls.

I know a few kids she could eat, who are full of energy…. and I’m pretty sure they’re sugar free.

You got to be kidding!

This reminds me of a short story I read about a vampire who was diagnosed with high cholesterol because so many of his victims were overweight.

Doc could cut back a little himself

It’s only the little girls who are made of sugar (and spice and everything nice), whereas little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy-dogs’ tails. Of course those latter probably have their own nutritional issues……..

Witches Be Loco!