Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 22, 2015
Transcript:
Kate: News from the front of Danae's war on whistlers. Ned: Wait...the what? Kate: It's explained in the update, daddy. Due to the inability of whistlers to take a hint, she's switching from her counter-annoyance tactic to a direct, less-subtle approach to stop every whistler within range. Ned: Uh...in range of what? Kate: Hmm...I guess either earshot or... Danae: How far can the drones travel, Jeffrey? Jeffrey: Depends on the wind and the size of the water balloon it's carrying.
Dtroutma about 9 years ago
Jeffrey and Danae may be on their way to their first visit to the booking room????
Wallythe2 about 9 years ago
Danae you should have been informed that IT… isn’t about you. NOBODY cares what you think or what bothers you. You aren’t the center of the universe. Heck you aren’t the center of your family. Just; as the Brits might say, SHUT UP and Carry on.
Argythree about 9 years ago
Who in Danae’s life is a whistler?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 9 years ago
Sounds like she has a specific target in mind.
tomielm about 9 years ago
Ah, the days when we gathered around the radio. I can still whistle that tune, by the way.
nosirrom about 9 years ago
Does the Whistler’s Mother know what Danae’s up to?
keenanthelibrarian about 9 years ago
So long as it stops ‘em from whistling – or at least that’s the way Danae sees it!
thirdguy about 9 years ago
Wait, may I borrow that thing for a minute? I know a few annoying people too!
A Hip loving Canadian... about 9 years ago
For those who don’t know, Ennio Morricone is the composer for the movie ‘The good, The Bad and the Nerdy.’
thetraveller4 about 9 years ago
I think she should be more concerned with annoying Blade, Whistler’s buddy…or for that matter, Whisler’s daughter Abigail!
johndifool about 9 years ago
Don’t worry, I made sure it was small this time…
azktryg about 9 years ago
Does Danae hate Andy Griffith and Ron Howard?
dabugger about 9 years ago
Wet war on whistlers? In this cell phone culture, how many actual whistlers are there? Never saw/heard of a person doing both.
Linguist about 9 years ago
Slim Whitman is rolling in his grave ( or whistling in the graveyard ) !
Ermine Notyours about 9 years ago
“Where did you find so many clear balloons?”
“Those aren’t made from balloons.”
goweeder about 9 years ago
“I hope they don’t take out Ennio Morricone.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wow! Am I ever out of the loop!
goweeder about 9 years ago
“Don’t worry, I made sure it was small this time…’~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just out of idle curiosity—You made sure WHAT was small enough….?
goweeder about 9 years ago
PLEASE, GoComics, give us an EDIT option — or at least a DELETE option that will actually DELETE!I’m sure you’re smart enough. I can’t be the ONLY reader who would appreciate that.
Linguist about 9 years ago
Meanwhile, Danae is just droning on.
Rarely528 about 9 years ago
Drones dropping water bombs are a pretty minor irritation.The problem is that drones can drop anything anywhere. And to think that cruise missiles were once scary.
timbob2313 Premium Member about 9 years ago
I taped a couple of programs that ran-back in the 70s-on an FM station in the San Francisco area. Also taped FBI in peace and war and a couple of other action tales, plus the Shadow and of course Fibber Magee & Mollie
AlanSteenhouwer about 9 years ago
What. No water gun?
danketaz Premium Member about 9 years ago
…But Danae, in order to find the whistlers, you’ll be stuck having to listen for whistlers. Isn’t that what you’re trying to avoid?
Kaputnik about 9 years ago
A couple of people where I work whistle when walking around. It actually has a use, letting people know when they’re around. Personally, I’m the suddenly say hello from right behind someone and watch them jump three feet in the air type. Whistling might be more polite.
rcerinys701 about 9 years ago
I am so glad someone else remembers that old radio program. I thought I had imagined it all.Thank you.
Tarredandfeathered about 9 years ago
A very Frightening Episode: Danae & Jeffery Agreeing on something…
lindz.coop Premium Member about 9 years ago
If it’s about the “whistlers” who shatter my eardrums at music concerts, I’m with Danae.