Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 13, 2015
Transcript:
Albert: Please, Marcia, reconsider! Marcia: Sorry, Albert, I'm flattered, but my mind is made up.Bartender: Marcia, can we finish this up? Marcia: Ready when you are, Patrick! Bartender: Do you, Marcia, being singular and sane, vow to get on with your life, forswearing all campaigns to locate Mr. Right? Marcia: I do! Bartender: By the authority vested in me by the New York State Liquor Commission, I now pronounce you off the market! Albert: Sob! Marcia: Free at last! Bartender: You may now kiss the bartender.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Man up there, Albert.
Pointspread about 9 years ago
I still don’t like the hat, but I guess if you’re not worried about being attractive it doesn’t matter what you wear.
Argythree about 9 years ago
Ok. End of this boring arc. On to other things.
SpunkyNB about 9 years ago
Swizzle, cherry, straws and olive. Nuts, sticks, chips and nuts again. Garry at his best.
comixbomix about 9 years ago
Now that he gets to kiss her, the bartender’s hair is way browner and he looks much younger…
dwdl21 about 9 years ago
Anyone know what the point of this arc was?
Eclectic-1 about 9 years ago
Interesting the foreground drink and munchies keep changing.
summerdog86 about 9 years ago
Nice try, Patrick!
whiteaj about 9 years ago
… and whatever else you can think of.
dre7861 about 9 years ago
I would like to echo the sentiments of the Bartender – Can we finish this up? One of the weaker Doonesberry story lines ever.
Spyderred about 9 years ago
Last year I turned 70 – something of a surprise given my health history (asthma, polio) and lifestyle (very active physically) and decided that, with my beloved husband gone 10 years, there no longer was any need to have my nails professionally done, use makeup daily, and style my hair every day (not to mention coloring it). Amazing how nice it is! Guys you were on to something all those years. And here I thought you either just didn’t care or were so wonderful that there could be no improvement.
HAL69 about 9 years ago
You had your chance, Albert!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
Fickle, ain’t she?
lindz.coop Premium Member about 9 years ago
Interesting how many folks were threatened by this arc.