Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2015
November 28, 2015
November 30, 2015
Transcript:
Danae: Ready...Set...Mambo!
Music in background: PAPA LOVES MAMBO MAMA LOVES MAMBO...
Lucy: Ok...but I still don't think,"do bears mambo in the wood?" will ever replace the old one.
Danae: Yeah, but it'll keep me out of trouble.
A: “Do you want order-in pizza tonight?”B: “Do bears mambo in the woods?”A: “Uhhh… No…, no they don’t.”B: “Well, they do now.”A: “I’m confused. Do you want me to call Papa John’s or not?”B: “Is the Pope a bear?”
Where as, the Bears doing the Mambo is just hysterical, AND an historical classic….I wonder what Miller dreams about……..At least think I do………….Or, maybe not……But maybe…..Anyway, the last panel actually describes a universal writer’s dilemma….An important point…….Only Miller can make a point like that in such a lighthearted way…And I wonder, seriously, how does Miller draw so many different faces on all his bears?…Ok, talent, but…..
Nothing like a fall ride in the woods for finding answers or at the least clearing the mind.Best song that mentions what bears do in the woods was a duet between Kate Bush and Rowan Atkinson for Comic Relief, singing Do Bears??? It was many years ago, but can be found with a simple search.
Danae thinking that this will get her out of trouble?! NOTHING ever gets her out of trouble. Personally, I think that the bears would rather twist. Rubbing against the tree helps rid themselves of mites and such.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
This is great! I had no idea that Wiley Miller could be so funny! Now if only he’d offer us some plush Wileybears…
lilmnm almost 9 years ago
To what is the “old one” referring?
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Nobody, but nobody, mambos like Wiley Bears.
Pointspread almost 9 years ago
I wonder if they can Samba?
Watcher almost 9 years ago
No one does it better than Wiley.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
Who is Uncle Walter?
Bob. almost 9 years ago
“My uncle Walter goes waltzing with bears”
Ida No almost 9 years ago
A: “Do you want order-in pizza tonight?”B: “Do bears mambo in the woods?”A: “Uhhh… No…, no they don’t.”B: “Well, they do now.”A: “I’m confused. Do you want me to call Papa John’s or not?”B: “Is the Pope a bear?”
Varnes almost 9 years ago
Wow…….So many Wiley bears kind takes my breath away……Thanks for fulfilling many of your fans fondest wish….Whole bunches of Wiley Bears…..
Varnes almost 9 years ago
Heads up on panel 5……That’s got to be the largest collection of Wiley Bear butts ever right? An historical moment!
Varnes almost 9 years ago
Where as, the Bears doing the Mambo is just hysterical, AND an historical classic….I wonder what Miller dreams about……..At least think I do………….Or, maybe not……But maybe…..Anyway, the last panel actually describes a universal writer’s dilemma….An important point…….Only Miller can make a point like that in such a lighthearted way…And I wonder, seriously, how does Miller draw so many different faces on all his bears?…Ok, talent, but…..
Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Should’a tried some Perez Prado…
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Personally, I prefer to rhumba. But these Wiley bears look good to a rhumba man like me.
thirdguy almost 9 years ago
About the only thing better than Wiley’s bears, are Wiley’s dancing bears. Feels like an early Christmas present.
GiantShetlandPony almost 9 years ago
Nothing like a fall ride in the woods for finding answers or at the least clearing the mind.Best song that mentions what bears do in the woods was a duet between Kate Bush and Rowan Atkinson for Comic Relief, singing Do Bears??? It was many years ago, but can be found with a simple search.
JudyAz almost 9 years ago
And if the Pope did poop in the woods and someone stepped in it, their first words would be "Holy S***!
Can't Sleep almost 9 years ago
Didn’t Kobe Bryant call himself “the Black Mambo”? I never did see him dance…
dwagon55 almost 9 years ago
Couldn’t have done it without Perry Como! :)
Aaberon almost 9 years ago
Always have loved the Waltzing With Bears song.
dabugger almost 9 years ago
Yes, we are safe with Danae and Lucy loose in the woods. Nor now, that is.
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Thank you for the pink dancing bears – great start to a Sunday.
sarah413 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Danae thinking that this will get her out of trouble?! NOTHING ever gets her out of trouble. Personally, I think that the bears would rather twist. Rubbing against the tree helps rid themselves of mites and such.
Raider Red Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Haven’t seen any comments from Plumbob since the boardroom snafu. You reckon he got banned?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Rosemary Clooney. That gal was a dish in her day.
Godfreydaniel almost 9 years ago
You know what’s really odd? All of a sudden I pictured (and heard!) to myself the bears dancing to the “Charlie Brown Christmas” theme!
Geldhart almost 9 years ago
http://www.wtv-zone.com/phyrst/audio/nfld/22/waltzing.htm
Jessica_D almost 9 years ago
When I saw this in today’s paper, I knew that there would be a lot of happy Wiley Bear fans today!
Dtroutma almost 9 years ago
Another expression: “Grin and bare it”, also applies to activities in the woods with bears.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 9 years ago
We shouldn’t forget Madeline Khan’s contribution: “was Bismawk a hewwing?”
CougarAllen almost 9 years ago
Uncle Walter Goes Waltzing with Bears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzptru9pK9E
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
Uncle Walter Goes Waltzing With Bears .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OCYIK95KXE
bmonk almost 9 years ago
Most bears, and other apex predators, don’t tend to talk or pray either.
Squirrel Chaser almost 2 years ago
When are we going to get Wiley Bears Treasury?