Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 16, 2015
November 15, 2015
November 17, 2015
Transcript:
Girl: Mr. Spaetzle! You drove to school with your lunch on your roof again. Mr. Spaetzle: Sigh. I may be the only person who could lose weight by driving farther to work. Frazz: What are you eating that's too heavy to blow off on your current route? Girl: I'd lose weight by going on an all-potato-chip diet.
Kind&Kinder about 9 years ago
Enjoy your metabolism while you can, young lady. That gift goes away all too quickly!
Milessio about 9 years ago
Slowing meatbolism, the reasoning of middle aged people who eat more, do less and get fat(ter).
elysummers about 9 years ago
I would too, because I don’t care for potato chips . .
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Wouldn’t have to be heavy to stay on the roof of the vehicle, could be sticky buns with the icing leaking through the bag.
Kroykali about 9 years ago
I take vitamin B-12 daily. It’s restarted my metabolism, I’ve lost weight and gives me energy through the afternoon at work when my body usually wants to slow down. Look at the 5-Hour Energy bottles, they’re filled with it. (I’ve never bought one of those, but I take what’s IN them.)