Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 16, 2015
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Girl: Mr. Spaetzle! You drove to school with your lunch on your roof again. Mr. Spaetzle: Sigh. I may be the only person who could lose weight by driving farther to work. Frazz: What are you eating that's too heavy to blow off on your current route? Girl: I'd lose weight by going on an all-potato-chip diet.
Slowing meatbolism, the reasoning of middle aged people who eat more, do less and get fat(ter).