Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 17, 2015
November 16, 2015
November 18, 2015
Transcript:
Dakota: I bet you're totes excited to get to the NERD MUSEUM. Phoebe: The Natural History Museum IS cool. Dakota: Did you say something? I can only hear COOL people. Phoebe: Dakota is a boogery snotface! Dakota: HEY! Phoebe: Ha! You can hear me! I must be cool. Dakota: The Nerd Museum should have, like, a whole exhibit of you.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
I guess Dakota prefers going to a fashion museum.
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
“Hey!”, she said boogerishly.
Packetdancer about 9 years ago
Well, it’s only fair; I’m sure the Goblin Museum has an entire wing devoted to Dakota.
BruceBergman about 9 years ago
Dakota, you can’t insult Phoebe if she actually embraces the Nerd phenotype. That’s called a Compliment. Besides, you have no room to talk…
DDrazen about 9 years ago
The word “booger” is a known coolness antidote.
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 9 years ago
It’ll be funny if Dakota actually enjoys the trip herself.
PJA about 9 years ago
Museum? Will there be actual muses?
The Old Wolf about 9 years ago
Feel the burn, Dakota.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 9 years ago
“Boogery”I like that…
Hag5000 about 9 years ago
If Dakota thinks the history of the very planet she lives on is “nerdy”, she’s free to leave.
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
People learn from history. Nobody seems to have learned from bad fashion history.
kaykeyser about 9 years ago
adorable art , great lines and yes Phoebe should be an exhibit. “Humans who were friends with unicorns and by extension wee almost as cool as unicorns.”
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Too bad Dakota.
dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago
Phoebe, coming up with such a slick comeback without missing a beat is the very definition of coolness!
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
Reminiscent of “I’m sorry; I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
lutnsls about 9 years ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TotesIf Dakota says “totes” in talk/text, does she save 1 frame per year?
cwizard71 about 9 years ago
Score one for Phoebe!
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 9 years ago
Nice one Phoebe☺
drivingfuriously Premium Member about 9 years ago
No seatbelts?
Tyrnn almost 9 years ago
Oh my… Why didn’t I know of this retort 20 years ago when bullies used this on me!? Argh!
bpetano over 5 years ago
Ahhh, manipulating bullies is the best thing. XD
Colleen The Someone about 4 years ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cwesling over 2 years ago
Well played, Phoebe!
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin over 1 year ago
Well played, Phoebe!
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Nice comeback! :D