Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 18, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Hey, is that- Marigold: Hello, Phoebe and her friend who is not me. Phoebe: What are you doing here? Marigold: I often stand here while you are at school. The Natural History Museum is sadly lacking in unicorns, so I have decided to be a part-time exhibit here. Due to my magical shield of boringness, the janitor often uses me as a coat rack. Phoebe: That was my next question.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
That was a breath saver (asking why there is a coat hung on Marigold).
luducks almost 9 years ago
Her friend who is not Marigold and is also a boy who is her friend but not her boyrfriend. Man, humans are complicated.
Enter.Name.Here almost 9 years ago
NATURAL history? Mairgold is in the wrong place. She should be a temporary exhibit in the MAGICAL History Museum… ;-)
Trond Sätre Premium Member almost 9 years ago
But wouldn’t the Shield of Boringness make the museum visitors uninterested in seeing a unicorn on display?
PJA almost 9 years ago
acuminatus? Does that mean she smells like cumin?
Neo Stryder almost 9 years ago
The secret life of an unicorn.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“Equus”?
Simon_Jester almost 9 years ago
I would have tagged her, Equus Narcissus myself, but oh, well
loveabulldesign almost 9 years ago
Pointy Horse. I like it.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Followed by the next question, did you make your own sign?
And BTW, I LOVE Marigold’s choice of leisure activity.
Perashe almost 9 years ago
would one of you please tell me what a “shield of boringness” is? thanks
ThomasKDye almost 9 years ago
I’m actually very fond of the fact that Marigold could have magicked up an elegant, carved marble column with Roman lettering saying “UNICORN – Equus acuminatus” to stand in front of her, but instead opted for a hastily scrawled poster board sign to hang around her neck.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Nice to see Mari actually volunteering. :)