Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for November 18, 2015

I hear it gets 50 miles per udder.

Cats are lactose intolerant. Milk gives them the runs alright!

Got milk?

Milk? I would think it would run on fish oil. (Used to be whale oil, before whales were protected.)

Batman wants his car back. That new paint job won’t fool him.

I hope it doesn’t, milk is much more expensive than gas.

Isn’t that a “Cat-dillac?”