Mom: Quit fooling around, Heart. We have to leave for church in five minutes. Go put something nice on. Heart: God doesn't care what I'm wearing. He's just happy to see me. Heart: God's pretty cool that way.
3139lip….Uh that doesn’t make any sense…..He created them naked, they made themselves fig leaf coverings, and he gave them more clothes made out of skins….nowhere does it say that he disliked how they looked.
rayannina over 14 years ago
Amen!
James Lindley Premium Member over 14 years ago
I second that Amen!
kfccanada over 14 years ago
God will think Heart looks perfectly delightful…
peter0423 over 14 years ago
Heck, I’ve seen some adults dress like that for church….
Mrs. Peabody over 14 years ago
God is the cooliest!
A. Buckeye over 14 years ago
Amen Heart, Amen!!
mancocapac over 14 years ago
Interestingly enough he cares if a man dresses like that, right?
runar over 14 years ago
When he’s not out smiting or flooding or casting plagues.
3139lip over 14 years ago
He sure noticed what Adam and Eve wore – and didn’t like it!
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
Well put, Heart!
shadowwriter over 14 years ago
3139lip….Uh that doesn’t make any sense…..He created them naked, they made themselves fig leaf coverings, and he gave them more clothes made out of skins….nowhere does it say that he disliked how they looked.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Back in my hippie days I figured if the churchgoers didn’t like my attire, I’d retire to another church.
kevinc70 over 14 years ago
Church: where people go to compare clothes.
bergamot over 14 years ago
Yeah he is Heart .
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Funny how the ATHEISTS are the critical ones. It ho9ught that was the church folks job. Or is that the atheist is projecting.
napaeric over 14 years ago
Obviously Jesus would only take an audience with the most powerful and most wealthy. Like The Pope. HeeHeeHeee
ibbit over 14 years ago
Huh, theres usually a lot more debate on religious (or political) items. Heart finally found an excuse to get away with her get-up. Cheers, Heart!
rotts over 14 years ago
Spucking fammer flagged!
DarkHorseSki over 14 years ago
She’s right. God doesn’t care.
CalLadyQED over 14 years ago
She knows how to get her way. What’s a parent to do?
Trisha_Evenstar over 14 years ago
This is a perfect strip lol! I love love love it, I’m posting it on facebk & tagging all my friends lol
hypershock over 14 years ago
… are they Eastern Orthodox? The church building looks a bit that way…
funnypants over 13 years ago
I don’t know if God grants wishes.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
rerun