B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 30, 2015

and it’s millions of years before they invent soap

Lant.

Someone tell Bear Grylls its not a popsickle.

Please, please, please!! We do not yet have toilets and a good sewer system, so do NOT be peeing down our well!!!

I thought at first it was a tongue in cheek comment…

Now I’m sure of it!

Many years ago I used that trick on an ice covered starter button on a tractor. I was wearing gloves!

It’s a good thing he’s a male with outside plumbing…

“After you, Alfonse…”

In WWI Early versions of gas masks consisted of urinating onto a cloth and putting it over your face. Not a time for a shy bladder. Then again if I’m under gas attack, the issue might be having enough urine for the mask after depositing most of it in my pants.

I don’t think he is peeing IN the well, the handle would be on the outside, wouldn’t it? On the flip side, everyone else will be touching the handle later on, so….eeeeeew!

Hey, I have a flagpole like that…. (idea!)

M and H, you crossed a line here. Try not to pump any morejokes out of this one.

Yes going pee on the handle should thaw it enough for you to use it

Remember what Dad told ya’, don’t eat any yellow snow…

piss on it

Marine and sailor in toilet urinating. Marine finishes and walks out without wasgng hands. . . . . . . . . . . . . ’Hey, Marine! In the NAVY, they teach us to wash our hands after urinating." . . . . . . . . . . . . . “In the MARINES, they teach us to not urinate on our hands.”

Hey Beeler, is there enough snow yet? ee says “hi”.

Ha ha ha, yeah, he won’t talk to me anymore. Must be something I said… or didn’t say!

Unless the person is currently experiencing a kidney or bladder infection, the pee is sterile.