The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 10, 2022

So Joy is responsible for Sear’s downfall..

She doesn’t wear deodorant. She has her own special scent; her own individual odor. She wears Tuna Fish Sandwich™!

It’s economical too because the smell lasts for four or five days!

A true nature artist – she draws flies and vermin!

They have no heart.

The most dreaded dayof the year for retail store workers, the day after Xmas.

A Talbot’s sweater in a Sears bag. Keeping up appearances. Apparently.

Burl, we all knew that…!

…AND those tell-tale Ho-Ho and Ding Dong stains on the cuffs…….

Easy to see why Sears imploded since this strip was written; having to placate “customers” like them.

Sears. That’s sad.

If you have receipts and tags they’ll play dice with you. But I bet they’re loaded dice…

Don’t go back to Crustwood! Don’t go back to Crustwood!

found the heart…didn’t leave snarky remark

Ah, yes, it’s true: stupidity is its own reward.

My husband used to work for Sears. He says they took anything back, to make a customer happy. Talbot’s however, does not.

How disgusting to try and return a sweater with sweat stains.Why not just throwing out

the clerk is giving them stinkeye about the stinky stains…