Last week couldn’t find the car keys… Me wife and I searched more than half the day. Where were they, you ask? In my pant pocket of course, last place one would look, right?
i still carry my Girl Scout card with me (my ex was scout leader 40 years ago, i attended so many meetings and camping trips they finally gave me a card)
Do not cross an organized group of pre-adolescents with poor impulse control and a wealth of mean girl experience to draw on, lest you find your house pelted with flaming smores.
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
We’ll send the empty bag back and show them how we got them, FREE STUFF!
Pickled Pete 11 months ago
Where are the house keys?
Last week couldn’t find the car keys… Me wife and I searched more than half the day. Where were they, you ask? In my pant pocket of course, last place one would look, right?
oakie817 11 months ago
i still carry my Girl Scout card with me (my ex was scout leader 40 years ago, i attended so many meetings and camping trips they finally gave me a card)
InTraining Premium Member 11 months ago
says Burl as he stuffs the crumbs into his mouth…!
paranormal 11 months ago
They’ll return them with the equivalent of one cookie…
MeGoNow Premium Member 11 months ago
Do not cross an organized group of pre-adolescents with poor impulse control and a wealth of mean girl experience to draw on, lest you find your house pelted with flaming smores.
posstockhoarder 11 months ago
The check stop-payment will cost them more than the cookies. Genuises that they are!
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
Either my tastebuds have changed or they changed the recipe some years ago, cuz I sure don’t care for them anymore…