The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 30, 2023

You need for the water to be on when you spend 2 hours in the bathroom at work.

And I can’t seem to get the rhyme or reason right, in the country song I’m writing.

Sounds like a classic KW song.

and while looking at their picture, he suddenly got sick…!

Rough being Frank these days..

Or a wife? Or a dog? It seems like the guy is the only relevant issue; everything else is whining.

…what he’s NOT saying is that framing a picture of THOSE two could be……..rather daunting work…….

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

But I’ll be averting my eyes now, for fear they might have taken advantage of the boudoir special offer.

That scene from The Blues Brothers was filmed in the tunnels under Chicago. The ones that flooded in the 90s.

There’s a special on Halloween boudoir photos.

Frank: do I need brass knuckles to bust you one on the nose? Bam! Now your frame will have to wait until my hand feels better!

How unfeeling the guy has had a lot of problem give him a brake if he took 50percent off you would not complain

They should also post “Our First Counterfeit Dollar Bill”!

Did you hear about the guy who gave up singing country music?…He got his girl back, his truck started, and his dog came home…