Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 09, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: I've determined that the internet is besieged by people who just want to vent anonymously. Rat: So? Goat: So to make the internet a kinder place. I've decided to give those people an alternative venue. Person: 'Mad Men' sucks after season five!! Not as satisfying. Goat: Shout louder.
cdgar almost 9 years ago
Scream! for satisfaction.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
I disagree, “Mad Men” was consistently good for it’s entire run.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
There lies the problem. If leftwingpatriot was nearby, it would soon become more than anonymous venting :)
Phatts almost 9 years ago
no, no, no, Goat, this’ll never do.they also need for people to call them “trolls” and tell them to shut the F up, and be totally helpless to actually shut them up.oh, and sooner than later, somebody needs to make a Hitler reference.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Set it up next to the Box ’o Stupid People. One-stop shopping.
cdward almost 9 years ago
That kind of looks like a confessional. We could put one up on every corner. But then you have to put loudspeakers on top so all the world can hear. Yeah, that’ll work.
wcorvi almost 9 years ago
I guess I read the wrong webpages; most of the comments in them are civil, and often informative. Every once in a while a troll shows up, but is summarily ignored, and quickly goes away. Maybe I read the RIGHT webpages.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I dunno. I think there is a point here.
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
For today’s strip go back to the 80’s “Tears for Fears” and the name of the song is “Shout”…………..Let it All Out….
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I love the trolls, it is good to know how bad society is disintegrating. Hiding it does no good.
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
Somehow I’m reminded of the Billy Goat’s Gruff and the troll under the bridge.
Ratbrat almost 9 years ago
Most trolls have that high school/ 101 level of knowledge or maturity and it shows up in their comments. They may be much older that that but the mentality is stuck in the early years.The name – calling and knee-jerk reactions always give them away!I find like others that ignoring them until they wither away from lack of attention is the best practice.Arguing with trolls is like trying to reason with a drunk!
æ² almost 9 years ago
I think that the desolate far-away asteroid o’ anonymous venters would be more effective.
KEA almost 9 years ago
I blame it on assertiveness training, and whole (recent) generations being taught in grade school that they’re ‘special’.
dre7861 almost 9 years ago
But Goat, you can’t vent in ALL CAPS in your box!
Alphaomega almost 9 years ago
My wife is my venting venue!,
Alphaomega almost 9 years ago
My wife is my venting venue!
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
What is a troll? It seems that name is bandied about quite easily, and generally used in reference to anyone that disagrees with the name caller’s opinion. (sort of like instantly branding a person, a racist, homophobe, sexist, communist, redneck, yadda,yadda,yadda)I used to think it was supposedly a person who says stuff just to get folks riled up and then never responds or responds in ways just to keep the responders foaming at the mouth.Which would be the correct definition?
Number Three almost 9 years ago
As I said yesterday, GoComics has a lot of nasty characters. But then so does Youtube, Facebook, Twitter…etc.
Some of the comments I’ve seen on Youtube are just plain childish.
xxx
MS72 almost 9 years ago
“PASTIS’ MOTHER WEARS ARMY BOOTS!”
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
The Box O’ Anonymous Venting patently needs soundproofing—but that would spoil Cartoon-Boy’s joke. The exposed venters should all picket his basket on Staci’s front porch!!(Sorry, Staci.)
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
For some reason, I’m remembering how funny The Unknown Comic was. I loved his stuff!
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Did anyone’s newspaper not print today’s strip on account of the word “sucks”?
tazz555 almost 9 years ago
i tried that once but after a while I was told the confessional box was not a place to shut “Lost couldn’t live up to season 1 and season 2 on sucked!”
scooter88888888 almost 9 years ago
i feel as if rat and goat have switched personalities in in this strip
ulomz almost 9 years ago
I agree with scooter88888
Ultracus about 2 years ago
Is that Stephan next in line?