The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for December 21, 2015
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Merry Christmas! Shhh! You're supposed to say "Happy Holidays"! But the other holidays don't have Santa Claus! The other holidays have fun traditions, too. You just aren't familiar with them. Then let's celebrate all of them ! To be clear...we'll get presents for all of them, right?
Dirty Dragon almost 9 years ago
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!
TrixieinDixie Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Bonus for the Festivus Pole!
davids.comments almost 9 years ago
Remember when we all said “Season’s Greetings”? Nobody got their panties in a bunch over that.
newmooo almost 9 years ago
I haven’t seen anyone say “You’re supposed to say Happy Holidays” but I’ve seen a ton of people ranting that “You’re supposed to say Merry Christmas.” Jesus wasn’t born in December; When did obnoxious Christians come to own a monopoly on the month?
Terrywoebegone almost 9 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Feel free to hate me, doesn’t bother me in the least.
Bob666 over 8 years ago
Merry Christmas, a term never used by or heard by the apostles. In fact, Christ is simply a poor substitution for the Hebrew term Moshiach which in English is better represented by Messiah. The “mas” in Christmas is from the idea of holding a Mass on that day. Another thing never done or heard of by the Apostles. So go ahead and celebrate a silly, made up holiday that didn’t even get all that popular until the 1800’s when retailers started using it to bump up sales. Which leads me to the real meaning of Christmas, buying stuff we don’t really need.