Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand for December 21, 2015

Yes

I used to listen to the dog until I realized she’s watching fox news all day long while I’m at work. It ruined her credibility.

Personally conducted experiments.

History books

Looks like decreasing degrees of reliability.

Yes, I do read the Elder Scrolls.

Runes and tea leaves

Check, not check (nobody reads them anymore), check, check, not check (too pricey), not check (mom’s allergic), check, not check (too violent)

Check, Check (more comics), Nope (Too old fashioned), Yes? (Like about myself), Nope, Check (my dog knows all), Nope (doesn’t work for me), and Check!