Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 12, 2016

Knock that chip off and go take a shower.

Were they playing Cow Chip Bingo?

eww

I notice that Paris was smart enough to ask what kind of chip; he’s getting to know these loons.

What the **** is a cow chip?

Wrong, Stephan. Absolutely, wrong!

At least it’s not a pie in the face.

Must be a fresh one since it is stuck on Pig’s shoulder !

This reminds of the nearsighted Scotsman who lost his tam in a cow pasture and thought he found it three times.

A cowpat, to fellow Brits.

Works for me.

Honestly, Cartoon-Boy, are you always so full of chip?Bring on Rat’s baseball bat!

Got the chip in the dale. He feels like dancing.

I love it when they criticize Pastis.

Cow Chips. The new crunchy little beef snacks from Frito-Lay.

he’s just a chip off the old block

Goes great with sheep dip! :-P

having raised pigs, I can tell you they don’t care what they have…they’ll poop on themselves and roll in it, mix it in with mud and be the happiest in the world.

them and cows are probably the messiest animals I ever raised.

Cow chip and Buffalo chip tossing is an event held in the Midwest. The record for Buffalo chip tossing is 187 feet, and was set in 2000.

In Australian English that is a “cow pat” – so with some adjustments to the text, the cartoon would still work.

…and us farm kids used dried ‘pasture pies’ for bases in ye olden tymes (post-war)and barefoot softball. A crick had to be waded to ‘get back to the house’, so it gave us a chance to get rid of the prickers and other ‘un-cured pie’ that the outfield contained. Good/bad times…

Class, and all of it LOW.

for the most part, bathroom humor should stay in the bathroom. it rarely is worth sharing

Not a chip. Dung.

Yuck!

xxx

Learn to draw cow poop Stephan

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like the cow pie Calvin and Hobbes strip.I physically cannot stop laughing Great pig new fashion trend