Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 07, 2016

Those bodyguards must be ninja llamas. I don’t see them.

Since winter is what keeps the insects from growing to gigantic proportions in some parts of the world that do not have the gigantic insects found in other parts of the world, he might as well take up hockey and become a dancing stick figure, sort of like squashing two bugs with one rock.

Notice they do not so much “skate” as careen about!

oops… just noticed that my 241 BOGO coupon was expired.my bad…

Mexican human smugglers were after him? … hummmmm … and … wait!!! Is that the Dalai Llama???

Yamma damma doo (and yamma damma if you don’t).

The necktie evidently did nothing to discourage coyotes.

There’s guard llamas about 2¼ miles from me right now (depending on which end of the field they’re at).

And then the ice cracked, he fell into the freezing water, and he drowned while suffering hypothermia. The End.

Finally! I thought GoComics would never come back online. I need my Froggy when I want it. These are the messages I got:

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We are updating the site for you and will be back shortly. In the meantime, how about playing a game on our sister site. The Puzzle Society.

You’re a rabbit on the run.And the silver splinters fly in the corner of your eyeShining in the setting sun.Well, do you ever get the feeling that the story’sToo darn real and in the present tense?Or that everybody’s on the stage, and it seems likeYou’re the only person sitting in the audience?Skating away on the thin ice of the New Day.-Jethro Tull – Skating Away