Monty by Jim Meddick for February 13, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Why would you want to poke a whale with a tiny spear?

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    Claire Jordan  almost 9 years ago

    Exactly – he can’t possibly do enough damage to a whale with that thing to be able to kill and eat it, so all he would be doing would be causing it a certain amount of pain (fortunately not much as that spear would barely pierce its skin).

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    AlanM  almost 9 years ago

    Funny thing is, when a submarine does that it’s called broaching.

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    Starman1948  almost 9 years ago

    Good morning everyone.-————My girlfriend and I are headed to the small town of Vonore, TN, today. We are attending a gospel singing there. She will be one of the singers.-————Have an abundant day, my friends.

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    Starman1948  almost 9 years ago

    He is an environmental threat to whales. Take his speargun away.

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    Alphaomega  almost 9 years ago

    Lloyd Bridges he is not!

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    Kip W  almost 9 years ago

    The little chap is just getting his cover story straight.

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    joegeethree  almost 9 years ago

    Yes! I’ve noticed that too!

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    yangeldf  almost 9 years ago

    I would have loved to see this kid hit a giant whale with a spear so it could clamp onto his leg and drag him to the bottom of the ocean

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    It’s getting harder and harder to like this little 1%-er . . .

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    Sisyphos  almost 9 years ago

    Awkward moment at sea, Sedgie? Spear somebody in the raft, did you? Afraid of a super-huge lawsuit, are you?Life is tough, Young Master….

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