Monty by Jim Meddick for February 18, 2016
February 17, 2016
February 19, 2016
Transcript:
Sir, you'll recall yesterday, your iPhone was stolen by a mischievous loft in the nature preserve. Yes. Well, a park ranger came by to report that an iPhone was found this morning at the base of a Cecropia tree in a pile of sloth droppings. Oh dear. But the good news is your phone is still functional. And the bad? The phone appears to have a significant number of photos from the interior of a sloth's colon.
Cadillacus over 8 years ago
Courageous sloth, pushing that one.
IQTech61 over 8 years ago
Sell them to National Geographic. You will make a fortune.
Mungolikecookies over 8 years ago
That strange noise in the night was a screaming sloth passing an iPhone!
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
I guess that wasn’t really a sloth…http://www.slothsanctuary.com/research/sloth-digestion/
Claire Jordan over 8 years ago
This gag would have been more credible a few years ago when tiny phones were in vogue.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 8 years ago
The sloth gave itself a do-it-youreself colonoscopy
gammaguy over 8 years ago
This could start a new trend in selfies.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Bless me, but I wonder who (if anyone) has cleaned up the phone? The photos should be valuable (as DOSQueen immediately observed), though, so I’m sure Sedgie’s keen sense of bottom-line economics (i.e., greed) will induce him to find a way to exploit them, even if Jarvis has to do all the dirty work….
joegeethree over 8 years ago
I bet the sloth thanks his lucky stars he didn’t steal an iPhone 6 plus.
steverinoCT over 8 years ago
That is actually a Thing now:
www. cancer.org/cancer/news/fda-clears-camera-in-a-pill-for-people-who-could-not-complete-colonoscopy
kwanza_30303 over 8 years ago
Another “Inside Story” for the National Inquirer, but this one is accurate.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sedgie inadvertently performed a colon-o’-slothy.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Delete,delete,delete, de. Oh,wait, that’s a keeper!