Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 9 years ago

    I bet they don’t have any trouble selling cookies.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 9 years ago

    Be prepared to run.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 9 years ago

    That gasoline should go real well with Guard Duck’s cigarette. Bacon, anyone?

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    Eric Salinas Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I’m afraid to eat their cookies.

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    Bilan  almost 9 years ago

    Guard Duck hasn’t certified them for flame throwers yet.

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    inshadowz  almost 9 years ago

    Building a fire, and setting a building on fire … basically the same thing.

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    hitman4cookies  almost 9 years ago

    So there is a badge for making Molotov cocktails?

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    Sisyphos  almost 9 years ago

    Remember, friends: when the Little Scouts of L’il Guard Duck come knocking on your door to sell Little Scout cookies, buy in bulk! —Or else!

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    Kaputnik  almost 9 years ago

    Do they actually still come door to door anywhere? The only girl scout cookies I’ve bought in the past dozen years or so have been from co-workers whose daughters were in the scouts. Or sometimes they set up tables in front of grocery stores.

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    mail2jbl  almost 9 years ago

    Guard Duck is back!

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    The Assassin Claptrap  almost 9 years ago

    When was the last guard duck clipping? I’ve missed him

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    Vonne Anton  almost 9 years ago

    Everybody SSSSHHHHH! (Or the NSA might discover Guard Duck’s terrorist training camp!)

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    vwdualnomand  almost 9 years ago

    thinking about it…the girl scouts are really a cookie business using children to sell the cookies(child labor).

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    kaffekup   almost 9 years ago

    Our catsitter asked if we wanted to buy some (my wife wouldn’t allow them in the house, perpetual diet).No problem, but some for the troops in Afghanistan!

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The scouts remind me of the Galactic Girl Guides, from the Starstruck comics by Elaine Lee and Michael Wm. Kaluta. Great art and stories.

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Kill It with Fire was certainly my favorite merit badge to earn…

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    Bernadette Boe  almost 9 years ago

    Where was this scouts group when I was growing up?

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    evilstepqueen  almost 9 years ago

    When I was a little piglet, I went to Daisy’s one time. I came home scowling saying, “All they do there is girlie stuff like boring crafts and stuff” I think I would have done well in Duck’s L’il Scouts Troop.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 9 years ago

    I don’t know which comic strip is darker…this one or Buni.

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    knight1192a  almost 9 years ago

    @Vonne Anton

    Didn’t you know. The reason Guard Duck has had so few appearances recently is that he’s been running NSA, FBI, ATF, and Homeland Security training programs lately.

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    hmvanyel  almost 9 years ago

    So Guard Duck must have been the one to train the Girl Scouts in “Airplane!”.

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    abbybookcase  almost 9 years ago

    but are the cookies made with real girl scouts??"

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    LOAFY  almost 4 years ago

    Aerosol spray can + lighter = fun

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    LOAFY  almost 4 years ago

    Once, I was on a campout with my troop. I had a really great fire going. I was carefully rearranging some wood, when some d!ckhead whipped a wiggle ball at my hand, causing a minor burn on my finger. I whipped the ball back at him (technically it was the ground several feet next to him. I’m not a good shot). Not even a minute later he whipped it at the back of my neck. I was about to throw it at him again when I realized, maybe I’m approaching the problem wrong. So I threw the ball in the fire and watched it melt. Anyway, there’s my fun story about fire.

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    DragonNerd  almost 4 years ago

    Or “Supporting Small business”ie“STICK EM UP” “What?”“I SAID”“There must be a mistake”“What would that be?”“Amateurs” “BOOM”“OWW“I SAID POINT IT THE OTHER WAY”“WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!Etc

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