Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.
“I was married to your cousin, Wayne Huie.”.“Oh, right, now I remember. Good to see you. You know he lied at that wedding. He swore he’d never go through that again. Then he remarried.”
“Yeah, while he was still married to me.”.I pity people with boring relatives.
Ragtime78rpm over 8 years ago
Weddings in the wild west were purported to go like this:“Have him? Have her? You’re man and wife”
Simon_Jester over 8 years ago
And PLEASE try not to laugh, when you get to “…so long as you both shall live.”
J Short over 8 years ago
Third time is the charm, or three strikes, you’re out.
Joken' over 8 years ago
“Love and marriage, love and marriage…………………..”
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
Hurry up, for Pete’s sake! We have to meet with the divorce lawyer in two hours.
Linguist over 8 years ago
If that were the case, they should have been a lot quicker, on my last one !
dflak over 8 years ago
“Mrs. Jones, how did your first husband die?”“Ate poison mushrooms.”
“And your second husband.”“Ate poison mushrooms.”
“And the third”“Concussion.”
“Concussion?”“Wouldn’t eat the poison mushrooms.”
comixbomix over 8 years ago
“I’ll make this as brief as possible…”Hey, just like THEY do!
Marathon Zack over 8 years ago
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.
Jim Kerner over 8 years ago
When the couple left the church. The guests threw Minute Rice.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
“I was married to your cousin, Wayne Huie.”.“Oh, right, now I remember. Good to see you. You know he lied at that wedding. He swore he’d never go through that again. Then he remarried.”
“Yeah, while he was still married to me.”.I pity people with boring relatives.