Herman by Jim Unger for February 24, 2016

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    Ragtime78rpm  almost 9 years ago

    Weddings in the wild west were purported to go like this:“Have him? Have her? You’re man and wife”

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    Simon_Jester  almost 9 years ago

    And PLEASE try not to laugh, when you get to “…so long as you both shall live.”

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    J Short  almost 9 years ago

    Third time is the charm, or three strikes, you’re out.

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    Joken'  almost 9 years ago

    “Love and marriage, love and marriage…………………..”

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    Dani Rice  almost 9 years ago

    Hurry up, for Pete’s sake! We have to meet with the divorce lawyer in two hours.

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    Linguist  almost 9 years ago

    If that were the case, they should have been a lot quicker, on my last one !

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    dflak  almost 9 years ago

    “Mrs. Jones, how did your first husband die?”“Ate poison mushrooms.”

    “And your second husband.”“Ate poison mushrooms.”

    “And the third”“Concussion.”

    “Concussion?”“Wouldn’t eat the poison mushrooms.”

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    comixbomix  almost 9 years ago

    “I’ll make this as brief as possible…”Hey, just like THEY do!

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    Marathon Zack  almost 9 years ago

    Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.

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    Jim Kerner  almost 9 years ago

    When the couple left the church. The guests threw Minute Rice.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 9 years ago

    “I was married to your cousin, Wayne Huie.”.“Oh, right, now I remember. Good to see you. You know he lied at that wedding. He swore he’d never go through that again. Then he remarried.”

    “Yeah, while he was still married to me.”.I pity people with boring relatives.

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