Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: How long have you lived in town, neighbor Nancy? Nancy: Two years. We moved here so my kids could be closer to their grandparents they just love having my kids over. Grandma: No, we don't. Nancy: Pardon us for a moment. Grandma: We dread it, really. Grandpa: Let us live our !#@$# lives!
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Nancy, didn’t you ever wonder why your folks never gave the kids any Christmas presents?
Hu.e Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Nancy say’s, see they just love it.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
The new FOX sitcom: Married… with Grandchildren.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
who wouldn’t want to move in order to be near grandparents/-children?
Guilty Bystander almost 9 years ago
Sounds about right, although my stepdaughter and her kids didn’t move to our town to be near us, but rather to be near our money.
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Hmmmm, is Nancy the type who thinks she can force her folks and her significant other’s folks to jump when she says so just so she doesn’t have to deal with the kids?
deadheadzan almost 9 years ago
THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT!!
Bilan almost 9 years ago
NANCY CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
charne almost 9 years ago
Lots of truth in that.
gary almost 9 years ago
Loving having our grandkids near us. I have babysat at least 2 days/week for the last 7 years (blessed to work at home). Will miss it starting next year as youngest granddaughter will be in kindergarten. My other daughter is 6 hours away with our 3 grandsons – would love it if they moved closer.
Vernillat almost 9 years ago
Why do their noses look like thumbs?
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Most grandparents love having the grandchildren around because it is the connection to the next generation and they get to spoil the grandchildren which drives there parents crazy!………Some call it payback !…….so kids be good to your parents !
burgarman almost 9 years ago
nobody can handle the truth!
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
I don’t have to worry with the grandkids….We never had kids. Nipped that problem in the bud..Nip It
peabodyboy almost 9 years ago
You know what they say. Every family story is a tragedy. Think King Lear.
PrairieDog37 almost 9 years ago
There was a TV commercial several years ago that had a grandmother gushing over the wonderful time she spent with her grandchildren. The punchline was the woman smiling broadly and saying “Then they go home.” THAT’s how most grandparents feel. That’s how we felt before ours grew to college age.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
@Sherlock WatsonLOL! good one!
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
So that’s what happened to Nancy. Is that Sluggo’s dad on the right?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Moved from KC to Reno to be near grandkids. Never regretted it.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
So, Neighbor Nancy has family issues….Don’t we all?
the lost wizard almost 9 years ago
I don’t think so.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Ouch!
xxx
LuvThemPluggers almost 9 years ago
If we all had known what scary stuff lurked in the family gene pool, there would be no population problem today… just sayin’.
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
More often the grandparents move to be closer to the grandkids—after all, the grandparents are the ones who are more mobile: no school-age kids complaining about leaving all their friends behind, they’re retired so no worries about job portability, just sell the house and go!
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
grandparent declaration of independence
HowieL almost 9 years ago
Grandparents and grandkids get along so well due to having a common enemy.