Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 22, 2016
February 21, 2016
February 23, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Rain, rain, go away. Come again some other day. Marigold: The rain will not listen to you, Phoebe. Unicorns spent eons shouting at the rain to leave. We also tried pleading, finagling, reasoning, and singing. Phoebe: And all we tried was rhyming. Marigold: Rhyming only makes weather angry.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
I’ve lived in western Washington all my life and there times I loathe the rain.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
How about we rhyme so much, the rain can’t take it anymore and leaves.
Q4horse over 8 years ago
Hey, get your priorities straight. No rain, no grain. No grain, no beer.
tirnaaisling over 8 years ago
The rain is my friend, it stays away when I holiday, it lightly refreshes me when I’m hot and waters my garden saving me the job.
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
Call in Rainbow Dash.
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
How does weather feel about haiku? I know I find it mellowing.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Did you try bribery? Or fresh muffins?
gimmickgenius over 8 years ago
Well, it works for Linus Van Pelt.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Correct Unicorn.
rcerinys701 over 8 years ago
I like the rain. I don’t have to shovel it.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m getting anxious to see some of the other talent here…Y’know, the goblins, dragons, etc., etc. Dana…???
R.U. Kidding over 8 years ago
Yes, but not for quite awhile (since the reboot?), I think is the point.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Plus Mother Nature’s a b*tch! :P