Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 22, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Rain, rain, go away. Come again some other day. Marigold: The rain will not listen to you, Phoebe. Unicorns spent eons shouting at the rain to leave. We also tried pleading, finagling, reasoning, and singing. Phoebe: And all we tried was rhyming. Marigold: Rhyming only makes weather angry.
How does weather feel about haiku? I know I find it mellowing.