Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 24, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    The breakfast of champions.

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    You act like there is only one worm.

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    Did that line ever work?

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    Linux0s  over 8 years ago

    How about “The early bird gets the worm and puts it in Susie’s pocket”?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 8 years ago

    I’ve always wondered, if the early bird gets the worm, just why’d the worm get out of bed? Huh? Now quit bothering me!

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    You looked a lot better back then (even if we can’t see you).

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Calvin doing his Bill the Cat impersonation.

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    dlkrueger33  over 8 years ago

    Am I the only one who thought Calvin was kissing his pillow while dreaming? And maybe of Susie? LOL

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    @dilkrueger33Ha ha, I thought the exact same thing

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 8 years ago

    But the second mouse gets the cheese……

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    Tain'tPelagius  over 8 years ago

    Merv Griffin Enterprises lives on.

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    sandpiper  over 8 years ago

    In an earlier B.C., the apteryx thought he would be the early bird. He ate the worm, said the equivalent of yuck, then said he’d rather have ham and eggs.I’m with him.

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    Laynegg  over 8 years ago

    I am a natural cheery morning person…my children are not. To get them up in the morning I would go into their rooms and sing “Oh! How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning,Oh! How I’d love to remain in bedFor the hardest blow of all is to hear the bugler call:’You’ve got to get up, you’ve got to get up,You’ve got to get up this morning!’”They hated it. :-)

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    rickray777  over 8 years ago

    “Aah, that’s the story of my life for you: when it’s time to go to bed, I can never get to sleep — until it’s time to get up, anyway! And then I’m sleepy and out of it for the entire day, until it’s time to go to bed again; the cycle is truly never-ending!”

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    WaitingMan  over 8 years ago

    I believe the OED picked up "mfgpbthbbpt’ in 2008.

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    loner34  over 8 years ago

    And the early worm gets got.

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    pcs1223  over 8 years ago

    But the SECOND mouse gets the cheese.

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    pcs1223  over 8 years ago

    Ooops, didn’t see that my comment was already submitted. Sorry Cowboy.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 8 years ago

    Maybe Mom should offer him gummy worms for waking up. He’s kissing his pillow because his pillow wants him to stay in bed, and Hobbes rebuffed him.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 8 years ago

    Second verse "Someday I’m going to murder the bugler Someday they’re going to find him dead I’ll amputate his reveille and stomp upon it heavily And spend the rest of my life in bed!

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It is if you’re a bird.

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    Susie Derkins :D  over 8 years ago

    Also known as a big breakfast,

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    Opus Croakus  over 8 years ago

    Preach, Calvin.

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    I had to get up at 7am even though my school was only down the road.

    Sigh.xxx

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    Not Again  over 8 years ago

    He may rise, but he’ll refuse to shine.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    Not in my diet plan.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Remember, if you bite into an apple and see a worm, it’s better to see a whole worm wiggling in the bitten apple…

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    srd13  over 8 years ago

    2nd mouse gets the cheese

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    srd13  over 8 years ago

    I’d rather eat cheese than worm

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