Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for March 09, 2016
March 08, 2016
March 10, 2016
Transcript:
Nancy: Okay! THIS HISTORY COMIC BOOK is all about GEORGE WASHINGTON! Here he is chopping down a cherry tree to make some wooden teeth! Now--- TEN pages of him SOCKING and BAMMING and WHAMMING and POWING the BRITISH! Sluggo: I like the CHUCK NORRIS-style KARATE KICKS! Nancy: Hey! George has it going on!
Argythree almost 9 years ago
History sure changed since I studied it…
Wilde Bill almost 9 years ago
Every generation has to reinvent history.
artheaded1 almost 9 years ago
Look out for his Laser Vision!
WaitingMan almost 9 years ago
Don’t forget the hemp garden.
LV1951 almost 9 years ago
George Washington’s wooden teeth is a myth. His choppers were made of lead, human teeth, cow’s teeth and elephant ivory.
emptc12 almost 9 years ago
In a past National Geographic Magazine article, it was discussed how Washington’s body structure, especially in his back and chest, was characteristically of the male “aristocratic” class of his time. The type of restrictive clothing he wore in his formative years caused this to happen. Can’t find the article again on-line, darn it. As I recall, a sculptor commissioned to make a full-size image did the research in order to get as accurate a depiction as possible.
Stellagal almost 9 years ago
If Abraham Lincoln can hunt vampires, I guess George Washington can kick like Chuck Norris.
brklnbern almost 9 years ago
Yes George was a real blackbelt.
kaffekup almost 9 years ago
Of course, some revisionists theorize he was a woman in drag; after all, he and Martha didn’t have any children.
Spade Jr. almost 9 years ago
Hey—how about the FACTS? Washington never had wooden teeth! It’s an unfortunate popular myth that still exists today. Just go to any legit historical site with GW’s history/bio and you’ll see the real history. The strip is pretty good when it comes to not mixing myth and truth—let’s keep it that way.