Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2016

Which side of the wall will the Constitution be?

Hmm, that reporter must be Goat. Knows Rat all too well.

We need more smart@## reporters to counter all the dumb@## politicians.

Goat would NEVER be a reporter. He’s too intelligent, has ethics and class ! Now, Rat on the other hand . . . .

The ratification of USA.

Rat’s speech in the first panel sounds suspiciously like Donald Trump’s platform? PBS has gone political?

Where does the Secret Service Pig conceal his weapon?

Reminds me of a comic I remember (from Hagar the Horrible?) where they are standing next to a wall. One guy asks: why did they build this wall?To keep the barbarians out.That’s a great idea! Who built it? The people on the other side.

What if Rat actually wins in the comic strip world? That would be awesome

Rat’s got my vote.

Well, it was an honest question. No need to get all huffy about things.

Where’s the barking dog?

I just wanna say one word here, and leave you to think it over: Maginot.

Rat is an appropriate analogy for De Chump.

And another great comic strip is ruined by the liberal views of the artist. What a shame!

“Get him OUTTA here!”

Rat is a Donald with better hair.

Anyone know what happened to Non Sequitur? Been offline for several days… ?

After the wall, the next big idea will be to gather up all the suspicious characters and naysayers and concentrate them in one place.

Cartoonists may become a target if you-know- who gets elected. Probably G.B. Trudeau will be the first to go…

Get that reporter outta here! Outta here! On the other side of The Wall! (Note: no reference to Pink Floyd intended. No pinkos!)

Not relevant to today’s strip, but this is the kind of pun that belongs here: http://www.gocomics.com/brevity/2016/03/25

if Rat is going to have Pig as his running mate, he has no chance getting in office

Love this one!

I say we put a giant wall to prevent America’s biggest threat…those darn Canadians

Pig looks so good in that getup.

“Oh and any Smart A— reporters will be sent to the swamps”xxx

I’m a Native American. I, too, am concerned about too much immigration. When are you all leaving?

Some people will never understand satire. They’re called republicans, and it’s one of the many things they’ll never understand.

Actually that is the two things that a border wall is use for otherwise why have a border.

This from the future (april 23 2020 in fact) and I can tell you that this was a very profetic cartoon. Kudos.

Me go vote rat.